Blooky: want to lie on the floor and feel like garbage with me
Sans: falls face-first onto the floor
Blooky: that looks like it hurt... are you okay...
Sans: muffled screaming i can't feel my face-bones
Blooky: i would pat you but i don't have any arms
Sans: that's fine
Sans: dislocates his arm now you can have one
Blooky: i can't pick it up
Sans: o h
Sans: modern problems requires modern solutions stick arm through blooky
Sans: screw this i'm getting alphys to make you a body
Blooky: no, i'm fine
Sans: shouting alphys get yo lazy butt over here
Alphys: For the last time No
Sans: Bad time time
Alphys: ;-;
Blooky: but i don't want-
Sans: No buts, you need an arm so you can pat me
Alphys: ANIME ARM BOT
Blooky: no
Sans: please stop your scaring me
Blooky: floats to sans' head
Sans: this is my new favourite type of pet bye alphys
Alphys: but arm-
Sans: wanna have a bad time
Alphys: ;-;
Blooky: bye...
and then they lived happily ever after with pats the end-
something else I did on the elemental fan discord
that was an amazing story
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Randomness
RandomEYY CHILDREN! WELCOME TO RANDOMNESS! aka Ninja doing random things... oOf yes. I do dab I Own Ninja, and dude with wing's on chapter 3... I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO I DON'T OWN?! moo