Yumikuri: A Collection Of Oneshots

Pick Up Lines

"Can I tie your shoes? I can't have you fall for anyone else."

Historia pursed her lips to hold back an oncoming smile, light color dusting her cheeks. "I think I must be dying, because I'm lookin' at heaven." Ymir's hands were in her pockets, the picture of casualness. The smirk on her face ruined the picture. One look convinced you of mischief. Her hair hung down the way she knew Historia liked it, brushing against the tanned skin of the shoulders that peeked out beneath her muscle top. "Oh baby, even if there was no such thing as gravity, I'd fall for you." Historia peeked up at her girlfriend with a tilt to her whimsy eyes. 

"If a star fell everytime I thought of you, princess, the sky would be empty." Historia sunk her teeth into her lip. It took a lot of her willpower not to laugh or make a noise. Why did she even agree to this stupid game? "Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes." A secret smile melted her down. 

"You sit in sugar, darlin'? 'Cause you have a pretty sweet ass." She almost died right then of embarassment. She couldn't believe Ymir was tossing out these lines so damn casually. "You're pretty, and I'm cute. Together we could be pretty cute." Ymir's eyes crinkled with her smile. Historia resisted the urge to blush, clamping her mouth shut. It wouldn't last long. Damn her and her pride.

"Sweetheart, if kisses were snow, I'd send you a blizzard." Historia gave right on the spot, a blush spreading across her skin. Ymir was looking up, eyes shut as she talked. She couldn't believe how smooth she was getting. Hella.

"You must be tired, darlin', 'cause you've been runnin' through my head all day." She hummed. A strangled sound escaped Historia's mouth and Ymir's eyes opened, brown eyes wide with victory. Historia was pink, from the tips of her ears to the collar of her shirt. Ymir's eyes couldn't help but follow, she couldn't help but wonder..

"I'd like to see how far down your blush goes." She murmured, bent down so the words would make it through. She was unprepared for the sudden faint that followed after.