Matilda: You actually were telling the truthChavonne: I do that quite a lot yet people are always surprised
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Some random wizard: You are without a doubt the worst witch I've ever heard of
Chavonne: But you have heard of me
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Matilda: There will come a moment when you have the chance to not prank someone
Chavonne: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by
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Literally everyone: You're mad
Chavonne: Thank goodness for that. 'Cause if I wasn't, this'd probably never work [launches fireworks at a giant cat that literally breathes poison gas]
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Chavonne: You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're about to do something incredibly stupid
Matilda: [rushes across bridge to talk to Jane before kissing her in front of a large group of Death Eaters]
Chavonne: Case in point
((What I'm saying is, Chavonne is pretty much the wizarding version of Captain Jack Sparrow))
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Random Memes and Thoughts
RandomPretty much my brain's ramblings when I have too much caffeine in my system and am running on too little sleep :/