Random Memes and Thoughts

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Spiridon, jokingly: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me

Theo: Won't be a problem

Theo, two days later in the middle of the night: THERE'S A PROBLEM-

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Chavonne, with her leg stuck in a chair: Now you may be asking, "How did you do this to yourself, Chavonne?"

Chavonne, trying to get unstuck: Well kids, Chavonne has no f***ing clue either

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Matilda: I have problems with a girl

Chavonne: Like "her dead body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "you like her" problems?

Matilda: ...

Matilda: "I like her" problems

Chavonne: Too bad. I could have helped with the other one

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Matilda: Are you alright? You look like you didn't sleep at all last night

Nino: I got a solid eight minutes

Nino: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry

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Nino, about Chavonne: Permission to punch her in the face?

Matilda: Permission denied. Reluctantly.

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Chavonne: Do you know what the question I'm most often asked is?

Nino: "Will you please leave the premises?"

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Nino, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee?

Eddie, walking past her and taking the coffee pot: What if you didn't?

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Theo: You ever wonder if you're the bad guy in someone else's story?

Spiridon: Pretty sure I'm the bad guy in my OWN story

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Chavonne: Did you miss me?

Nino: With every knife so far

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Nino: Some people are like slinkies

Eddie: Explain

Nino: Not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push them down the stairs

Eddie: Please don't push Chavonne down the stairs

Nino: You can't stop me

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Chavonne: I'm not totally useless

Chavonne: I can be used as a bad example