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Introduction!

Writing this book for when im bored and
when i dont feel like writing in my other stories. I hope i can make yall laugh. (excuse any mistakes)
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Interviewer: "Alright, now... Action!"

"Hello! My name is Kim Seokjin, but you can call me Mr. World wide handsome *hair flip, and smile.* I  am also the oldest in this mansion.. Amd i might also be the best and more responsible, since these hoes dont do shit around this house. *Weird laugh* ANYWAY, were all brothers in this house, but sometimes i really dont understand how im related to thoes uncultured swines, Im sooo much hotter than them.

Interviewer: "I think thats all.. We should carry on to the next one.."

Jin: ugh, go on.*Eye roll*
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Interviewer: "Alright, start."

"Sup! Im THE Kim Taehyung, age  24, single, but im gay so.. No girls allowed. I like overwatch, dick, food, dumplings in particular.. My bed, and..*Sarcastically* My loving brothers! Haha.. I hate being the youngest sometimes.. But i always get what i want though. Lv, fendi, prada, AND MY ALL TIME FAV... GUCCI!! *Squeels like a girl* I-"

Interviewer: "I think we should end this right here.."

Taehyung: "*rolls his eyes* Alright.. Uhm.. But can you see me in my room after all of this? *Innocently* We could.. have some fun? *Flirty*.

Interviewer: *Smirks and chuckles* I guess so, i'll see you-"

Boss: "HEY! Get back to work before i fire you!"

Interviewer: "S-sorry! *whispers* I'll see you there babyboy.."

Taehyung: "*giggle* sure.."
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Interviewer: "Start!"

"Hi! My name is Kim Namjoon, i am the responsible one, i have an iq of 148, I passed all of my grades, i had good grades in school, i am basicly the brains of this family. But most peoole say im the god of dustruction, because i break everything i touch. But..Its not my fault. I m human to, i have feelings, no one thinks about me! *Sniffs dramatically" I dont-"

Interviewer: "Cut! To dramatic.. End the show!"

Namjoon: "B-but-!"

They cut everything off and puts everything away, and leave the big mansion, leaving Namjoon in a confused but hurt state. "*sigh*"
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Hey! I know this is boring, i may just leave this here and never upate it but its ight. Byee (my phone is dying :|)