What do you get if you cross a coocker spaniel with a rooster and a poodle?
Cockerpodledoo.
What happen when a dog go to a flea circus?
He stole the show.
How did the skunk phone his mother?
By using a smellular phone.
What did you call a woodpeaker with no beak?
A headbanger.
What do you get when you cross a mountian lion and a parrot?
I don't know but when it talk you better listen.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you don't watch your back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
No cow go moo.
What did the duck say when it finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill
What do frozen cows do?
They gave ice cream
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a steer?
A cock and bull story
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands
Why do mother kangaroo hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside
What did the snail say when it hitched a ride the turtle's back?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
What is a slug?
A snail with housing problem
What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him cash
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet stinks
What time is it when you see a crocodile?
Time to runnnnnnnnn!!!
What type animal drops from the clouds?
A raindeer
What has four legs and goes "boo"?
A cow with a cold
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
Why are elephants gray?
So you can tell them apart from canaries
What did the canary say when she laid a square egg?
Ouchhhhhhhhhh!!!
Why do birds fly south?
It's too far to walk
Ten cats on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None they here all copycats!
Who went into the tiger's liar and got out alive?
