Why is six scared of seven?
Because 7-8-9
What did the egg say to the whisk?
I know when I'm beaten
Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?
Because he was very bright
Can a match box?
No but a tin can
During which battle was Lord Nelson killed?
His last one
What did the floor say to the desk?
I can see you drawers
Why did the suffer stop surfing?
Because the seaweed
What's annoying, small, and ugly?
I don't know , but it's come when I call my sister's name
How do you use an Egyptian doorbell?
Toot-and -come-in
What are the four letters the dentist say when a patient visit him?
ICDK (I see decay)
What another word for tears? Glumdrop
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
Where does Tarzon buy his clothes? At a jungle sale
When do you put forgs in your sister's bed?
When you can't find a mouse
What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon
Where did the King keep his arms? Up his sleeves
What's the letter that ends everything?
The letter G
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?
A stick
Where was the Declaration of Indepences sign?
At the bottom
Why does lightning shock people?
It doesn't know how to conduct yourself
What's the the easiest way to get on TV?
Sit on that
What has four legs and doesn't walk?
A table
Dad, can you see any changes in me? No , why son?
Because I swallowed twenty cents
How did the rocket lose his job?
He was fired
What yellow and wears a mask?
The lone banana
What has many rings but no fingers? A telephone
Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw the soda pop!
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground
What did the little mountain says to the big mountain?
Hi Cliff
What did the digital clock says to his mother?
Look ma, no hands
what did Snow White says when she while she waited for her photos? Someday my prints will come
What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A puddle
What can jump higher than a house?
Anything, house can't jump
Why did E.T such big eyes
Because he saw his phone bills
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants
What is the name of a detective who sings quietly to himself while solving crimes?
Sherlock Hums
Why was the butcher worried?
His job was at steak
What will go up a drainpipe down, but won't go down a drain pipe up? An umbrella
What would you call superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
I have five noses,seven ears and four mouths. What am I ?
Very ugly
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Something that smells has come between us
