Mission: Exterminate Voldemort!? (Naruto and Harry Potter Crossover)

Mission! Team 7 deployed!

They ordered yet another bowl of ramen, but they hardly touched it. Naruto was too busy telling Dumbledore about... Everything. About chakra, jutsus('performing magic without a wand', as Dumbledore himself calls it)  and so on. Dumbledore was fascinated by the various talents each and every shinobi possesed, which is apparently called 'Bloodline Limit' (Kekkei Genkai), passed down from generation to generation of clan members. Dumbledore thought this gave everyone a sense of identity, that everyone was unique in their own way. 

"YOU DON'T KNOW?" Naruto would always shout, genuinely baffled whenever Dumbledore asked him a question that was like common sense to him. Dumbledore began to feel a slight twinge of annoyance.

"Hey! I just got here!" He protested, before his mouth formed a wry grin. "Ya know?"

Then the discussion drifted into a totally new subject. Naruto almost jumped onto his seat, his eyes sparked full of exhilaration, when Dumbledore asked about his 'little' adventures.

So Naruto opened his mouth and poured out all the 'fun' memories that even a man as old as Dumbledore never got to experience, as ancient as he was. He jabbered nonstop, slowly forgetting the old wizard sitting beside him and travelling down memory lane. Dumbledore was a great audience. He would sit there silently, hardly daring to breathe for fear he would miss something important. Naruto did him a favour and didn't leave out any detail in his colourful first-hand account, exaggerating his talents a little. It's kind of ironic; it seemed as though the grandchild was reading a bedtime story to his grandfather, instead of it being the other way around.

"And then enemy ninjas came out of the bushes and attacked us!" Naruto shouted, pretending that he was getting to a good part. He smirked when Dumbledore let out a gasp.

"Then teme- Sasuke- was so frightened that he fainted and I jumped into action and took it as my responsibility to protect Sakura-chan and Tazuna and save Kakashi sensei at the same time. I did all that with only one kunai, y'know!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah!"

"Really?"

"What?"

"Can you really do all that?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you going to tell me what really happened, or what?"

"Fine... "

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"Then she told me..." Naruto paused, waiting to get a reaction from Dumbledore, who merely waited in suspense. "She told me... THAT SHE WAS A BOY!"

"WHAAAAAAT!" Dumbledore nearly got a heart-attack.

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"Then he threw the giant shuriken at me!"

"Don't stop! Hurry up at tell me what happened!"

"Then Iruka sensei took saved me!"

"You should've just used your shadow clones to save yourself!"

"I-uhh didn't think of that y'know..."

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"So I told him to stop being a crybaby-"

"I can't help but think you treated the boy very rudely."

"- I saved him and his mum from Gato ya know! I bet he's doing great now!"