I stared at my phone screen for a long time. The emotions in my heart were so
chaotic that I could only say one sentence. I can only say... what the fuck!
"You don't need to love me like that. Why did you only follow me? I don't want to
be killed by your wives."
The reason I said this is because I am worried about my life. Sarawat's wives are so
scary. Once they find out, the explanation will be longer than the traffic jam in
Sukhumvit.
"I followed you because we're friends. Don't think too much."
What the hell is this answer?
"So, why didn't you follow your White Lion gang?"
"Stop asking. Or do you want to be something else?"
"Something else?"
"Umm. Be my mistress."
"..." Okay, I don't want to argue anymore. It is better to take my time enjoying the
food and ignore this man. He also swiped on his phone screen to play, whilte other
people here are yelling like hungry dogs.
"Sarawat, please like the photo I tagged you!"
"Sarawat~"
"Go ahead. I think she is really crazy about you."
Sarawat stared at me but did not say anything. Until...
"Awwwww! Sarawat liked my photo! Guys! I'll give you Polaroid film photos for
Sarawat! For free! Come pick them up in our shop tomorrow! Ahhh~" .
As this is called... 'Happiness is Everywhere' even if only for a moment. After
Sarawat liked the photo, he used the same finger, picking his nose.
"Why are you making that face?" He asked me a few moments later.
"What?"
"Your photos on Instagram." He then showed me a sample photo for me to see.
Actually, this photo has beautiful lighting. The location is also good. What is more
important is that it takes nearly twenty minutes to get this perfect shot.
Then I used 'chapped lips' as a caption.
"I know I'm so handsome."
"You look like a nut."
"Buffalo, that is the trend, you know?" When I take pictures, I always wonder
whether I am really handsome or the camera is just great. I almost got 500 likes as
well and he still dares to say that I looked like a nut? Damn! He is indeed an asshole.
"Why do you have to shoff like that? Trying hard to strike a pose."
"Because I am not that hot like you. Even when you are holding your fart, the girls
will still think that you are handsome. I need to show off so people will say I'm
handsome."
"So, do you think you are handsome?"
"Normal."
"Touching each other's boobs is normal."
"Damn! Those are two different things." Why is he so obsessed with boobs?
