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"Who is Hidan's favorite akatsuki member?"
(Kakuzu.)
No way in hell bitch. Actually, I don't like any of them. They are all annoying.
(Choose an Akatsuki member you'll stay with your whole life.)
No one. Reasons are:
Sasori- too fucking serious about everything.
Deidara- annoying bitch.
Tobi- ANNOYING AS FUCKING HELL.
Itachi- Too fucking emo.
Kisame- I hate sharks.
Pain- Too fucking bossy.
Konan- She's a monster when she gets mad.
Kakuzu- I fucking hate him I swear.
Zetsu- I fucking hate plants.
*le akatsuki members enter*
Sasori: Get ready to feel pain.
Deidara: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY CLAY BOMBS, UN.
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY.
Itachi: *prepares his mangekyou sharingan*
Kisame: Shark skin here would love to eat you.
Pain: Learn to respect.
Konan: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Kakuzu: Hmph.
Black Zetsu: Is...
White zetsu: That....
Both zetsu's: So?
Hidan: *gulps*
(Well... RIP to you Hidan. Byeeee! *transports to another dimension*
*akatsuki members beats the shit out of Hidan*

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