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"Would you rather die or spend your whole life with Kakuzu?"
I'd rather fucking die than spending my whole fucking life with the fucking mysterios hobo.
*le Kakuzu enters*

Kakuzu: I'M NOT A HOBO! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT!

Hidan: *gulps* Oh, fuck. Not again.

Kakuzu: Die.

Hidan: Fuck.

Kakuzu: Earth release: Earth Spear!

Hidan: *dodges*

(Da fuck is happening in here?)

Kakuzu: Fire release: Intelligent hard work!

Hidan: Fuuuckkk! *turns to Jashin ritual curse*

Kakuzu: *turns to long range mode* Earth Grudge fear!

Hidan: Da fuck Kakuzu?! *dodges* Curse Technique: Death Controlling Possessed Blood! *laughs maniacally*

Kakuzu: Tch. *jumps and dodges* Lightning release: False Darkness!

Hidan: Hmph. *moves away*

(Da fuck are you two doing?!)

Kakuzu: Wind release: Pressure damage!

Hidan: KAKUZUUUU! DA FUCK STOP! *dodges quickly* *throws his sychte at Kakuzu*

Kakuzu: *Water release: Water Formation Wall*

(Okay enough you two! THIS IS TOO MUCH I DON'T WANNA DIE BYE)

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