Sugar Panda from Hell: A Ross, Harry, and Timmy Fanfiction

Chapter 1: When Harry met Ella

Hi my name is Ella, and this is the story of the time I defeated a giant sugar panda from Hell with the two loves of my life, my best friend, and her husband that I also fucked one time.

I guess you could say it all started back in high school when I first met Harry. It was a love at first sight kind of thing. I still remember walking into English class that morning and laying my eyes on the gorgeous new transfer student from England. I couldn't help but stare at him, you know, the Debby Ryan stare.
"Hey" Harry said snapping me out of my deep trance
"Oh um hi" I replied a little startled
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine what makes you think I'm not?"
"I don't the whole Debby Ryan thing was kinda freaking me out" He said.
"Who's Debby Ryan? I wasn't staring at you FYI" I replied coming up with a lie. "I was staring at Katie's butt crack"
You may be wondering who Katie is. She's the sexiest fucking bitch I've ever met. If I were gay, I would DEFINITELY hit that. She's also my bff, best fat friend.
"You're fucking crazy, I love it. Girls aren't like this back home, they just wear nude lipstick and like to blackfish with their fake tan. I like how you're not afraid to be yourself." Harry said in response
" Oh, um, thanks" I said with a smirk, trying super hard not to do the Debby Ryan thing again. "Most guys here think I'm weird, I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in, I don't want to fit in." Oh shit, did I really just recite Jughead's speech from Riverdale? This is such a mess.
"Oh my god, I love Cole Sprouse!" He replied
"Me too!" I said with a sigh of relief.
"Alright class, time to begin. Take your seats and we'll get started." The teacher began, saving me from my awkward but kinda cute conversation.
"I'm Harry by the way." Harry whispered
"I know" I said "I mean, I'm Ella."
"Nice to meet you" he said putting out his hand for a shake. " I can tell I'm going to like you a lot"
"Me too" I said grabbing his hand. The rest was history.

Hey guys sorry for the short chapter!! I'm planning on writing a lot more about Harry and Ella in the next chapter but just wanted to give you all a sneak peak, since pretty soon this story is going on Netflix!! Keep reading and you'll find out how the sugar panda is defeated!!!