Sugar Panda from Hell: A Ross, Harry, and Timmy Fanfiction

Chapter 3: Harry and Ella Poopy

"I'm radio rebel" I said.
He looked at me with complete shock.
"You are?" He asked in utter disbelief.
"Nah" I laughed. I'm not actually radio rebel, I just came up with a lie because I wasn't ready to tell him the real truth. What is that you ask? My superpower. I can move things with my mind. The only other person who knows this secret is Katie.
"You had me fooled for a moment." Harry said with his thicc British accent.
I laughed a nervous chuckle.

Months passed by and Harry and I were doing better than ever. No one thought we would last but we were actually madly in love. Who knew I had a thing for skinny feminine white boys? Little did I know, every relationship I would ever be in would be with a skinny feminine white boy. Funny right? inspo from the paradise bartender. We surpassed all stereotypes placed on us and thrived in our cute little sexy freaky relationship. Yes, Harry did take my virginity and it was the kinkiest shit in the universe. I like to call him daddy Harry and he likes to call me his dirty little slut. The only thing better than fucking Harry is watching furry porn. Anyways that's besides the point. Harry and I loved/made love for two more years before we decided to go our separate ways. We graduated high school and Harry was just starting his new band One Direction and I was about to go to college in New York. We knew we'd both be so busy and didn't want to get in each other's way plus we were still super young and immature for a real relationship. I think you all know the saying "if you love something, let it go" and that's exactly what we had to do. Even though we weren't together, I knew in my heart that I would never have a deeper love for anyone else.

And so I went off to college still feeling depressed as hell about Harry. He was getting quite famous and I saw him everywhere I went. One night I decided to hit up a bar in the city using my fake DUH. I had no idea what that night would bring me.