My first week in college was complete shit. My classes sucked booty hole and to top it all off Harry and his sexy motherfucking juicy delicious fat cock was all I could think about. Knowing myself, the alcoholic I am, I needed a big juicy delicious drink. I hit up a bar in the city for the first time since I moved here for college. I went up to the bartender to order my drink.
"Can I get that Tron, can I get that Remmy, Can I get that Coke, can I get that Henny, Can I get that margarita on the rock, rock, rock, Can I get salt all around that rim, rim, rim, rim. Trey, I was like yo Trey? Do you think you can buy me a bottle of Roseé?" I said to the bartender. FUCK I can't believe I quoted the queen onika the harujuku barbie. That's right I'm a barb for life.
"Hey" I heard a voice say from behind me.
"Oh hi" I replied looking up and seeing a sexy motherfucker with dark curly hair and a sickly body.
"Sorry, uh, I couldn't help but notice you, uh, singing queen Nicki." he said with a laugh at the end.
"Oh my god you heard that?" I said embarrassed
"Yeah, uh, but don't worry I-I love Nicki" he said with a laugh again.
Holy fuck all this guy does is stutter and nervous laugh. It's sexy as shiii doe.
"I'm Ella" I said
"Timotheé" He said shaking my hand.
"Having a rough night?" Timmy asked
"You have no idea." I replied. "I just broke up with my sexy bitch boyfriend and now I'm all alone in the big city with no dick to suck." I say smirking at him.
"Well, uh haha, I happen to know someone with the biggest most bodacious most juiciest fattest gorilla penis." He said
"Really? Who?" I asked needing a penis inside of me.
"Uh, you can come back to my place and find out haha." He said
"OMG your roommate has a big fat cock? Thank god"
"No, uh haha, I was talking about me."
I stared at him up and down looking at how skinny he was. Then I remembered skinny guys have the BIGGEST schlongs.
"OH SHIT. I mean hell yes boy let's get outta here."
With that being said we leave the bar and head back to his place. I was shocked to see that he lived in a penthouse at one of the most luxurious buildings in New York. Was this guy famous for something? We went to his room where I found a peach shrine along with a peach filled with cum on his nightstand.
"You like peaches?" I asked
"Oh, uh haha, a little" He said clearly embarrassed.
"It's okay me too." I said with a sexy smirk sliding a strap of my dress off my shoulder. "Maybe I can role play as your peach tonight." I suggested.
"Fuck, uh, yuh let's do it."
That night went on to be the best night of my life. Who knew a shy boy could be a freak in the sheets.I woke up the next morning in his bed. He looked over at me.
"That's, uh, that's the best freaky time I've ever had" He said. "You're wayyyyyy better than my girlfriend haha."
"GIRLFRIEND!?!?" I asked. I could not believe I slept with someone who has a girlfriend. I just prayed his girlfriend never finds out.
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Sugar Panda from Hell: A Ross, Harry, and Timmy Fanfiction
FanfictionIntroducing the next Wattpad story turned Netflix film: Sugar Panda from Hell Three very sexy boys, two hot af girls, and One sugar panda from Hell. Will they make it out alive in the fight for love? Read to find out