"have you ever been in love?" i ask him,
"absofuckinloutely," he looks into my eyes and pulls me closer, "with you baby love,"
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zayn has always told his sister anna to stay away from his friends because they aren't good for her, but what...
"statistics, yup! statistics, yup! mrs. lawton, mrs. lawton" - statistics, lil timmy t.
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as i woke up from my sleep i smelt the most delicious smell of coffee. the sun is so fucking annoying, like why is it so bright for no reason?
"hey zz." i say throwing up my hair into a messy bun.
"vas happeninnn" zayn tells dragging out the n out for far to long.
i feel my phone buzzing in my pocket and see it being my bestfriend from new york timothée.
"TIMMY T! WHATS UP?" i yell into the phone.
"LIL A!! HOWS THE UK!?" he yells matching my excitement.
"nothing much, i miss your annoying ass and our dog." i say realizing how much i miss my old friends. i'm kinda lonely here.
"first of all, MY dog, second of all my ass is NOT annoying that's ALL you. THIRD of all any lucky men my slutty little friend catches the eye of?" timothée says and i can hear his smile through the phone.
"i did break a hot guys record. he wasn't mad though." i say cringing at the thought.
"poor anna, never had game i wish i could help you out but you're just not worth saving."
"ha-ha timmy you're so funny i gotta go hoe bag i love youuuu." i scowl into the phone.
"i love you bitch, i ain't ever gonna stop loving you biiittcchhhh." and at that i hang up the phone knowing it could go on for awhile.
my stomach growls and i realize that i haven't eaten in a while. anorexic much? i walk into the kitchen and grab a bag of chips. zayn and gigi are making out on the couch so i walk by and gag.
"hey anna, gigi and i are going to a fight in an hour if you want to come get ready, we are leaving in an hour." zayn tells up and i immediately know i want to go because i have nothing better to do.
"okay zz i'll go." i yell back.
i rush to my closet and pick out a ton of possible outfits knowing it'll take me awhile, i whip out my phone knowing timothée would have an answer christian greys slut: timmyyyyy zayn is taking me to a fight and i have no idea what to wear HELP ME!!
timotoe: is hot record boy gonna be there??
christian greys slut: i think so? i'm not sure. something sexy probably.
timotoe: ouuuu, wear the little black dress we got last summer. christian greys slut: alrighty hoe. call you later. timotoe: bye whore.
anna's little black dress 😏
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"okay, gigi and i are ready. are you ready?" zayn says scaring the absolute shit out of me.
"yup!" i reply.
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authors note: HI FRIENDS, sorry we took forever we don't have a normal sleep schedule, but we r gonna try to update more often. also c is idiotic x10, all the love m. 🤠💘
