Daniel was running down the sidewalk, his hair transformed into several birthday candles. Above him, several roosters were celebrating a birthday party, using his screams as their background music.
He tripped over a party hat and landed on the ground. Immediately a cake splatted on his head, and the chickens vanished. The blonde found himself on a mountain cliff, shivering from the howling winds.
"By Xemüg, n-not a-g-g-gain!" he stuttered. As Daniel took a few steps, he tumbled, his body forming a snowball that landed on a giant pool table. He tried to break free from the ball of ice all over his body when he saw a enormous boy: his malicious grin dominated the sullen horizon.
"Remember me, cultist?" the curly-haired boy pointed towards himself, his moon-like eyes glaring back at his baby blues. Daniel tried to roll away from the enormous Max, but the giant boy whacked his rounded body with a sniper rifle, sending him crashing against other colourful balls.
Among the chaos and Max's roaring laughter, Daniel managed to find a David standing in the middle of the table, giving traffic signals to the disintegrating spheres. He grabbed unto the David, and both of them disintegrated out of existence.
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(DanVid) 400,000 Danvids were harmed during the making of this fanfic.
HumorA DanVid fic that I wrote out of boredom. Daniel must collect all the Davids of the Multiverse in order to turn Jen back from being a green gem! Inspired by DanVid memes, Raxxo, and GrayStillPlays, the triple crown of failure.
