Once upon a time, Daniel was walking down the street on a pink zoot suit. He tripped over a stray violin and fell on the sidewalk, and he sadly looked up at the rainy sky.
"Ah, Xemüg," the blond whined, "why have you forgotten me?"
The annoyed violin started to walk, and impaled his arm with its stick, causing Daniel to scream. The violin took the stick off Daniel's skin, and he clutched unto his wound and cried himself to sleep. The violin chuckled and started stabbing his wound again, and Daniel screamed in a musical manner.
"Nuh-uh!" the blond wagged his finger. He grabbed the stick and lashed the violin, and the violin turned into David.
Daniel was as happy as a toy poodle seeing a lap. He grabbed David's hand and punched his face several times, and then started doing a waltz dance.
And then a giant skeleton popped out, flipping the two men into a coffee mug. He sipped the mug, and the two men flew out of his skull.
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(DanVid) 400,000 Danvids were harmed during the making of this fanfic.
MizahA DanVid fic that I wrote out of boredom. Daniel must collect all the Davids of the Multiverse in order to turn Jen back from being a green gem! Inspired by DanVid memes, Raxxo, and GrayStillPlays, the triple crown of failure.
