It starts with a drizzle. Dora is taking Snapchat photos of herself. She looks out the slit through the door when she sees a brown shape. Shrek barges into the room, drenched in rain.
"Hey, babygurl, lemme whisper in your ear," Shrek takes off his soaking wet coat as he sings, in his most seductive voice,
"Take it off now giirrrl" Dora replies with
"Just you wait, bbygirl" He steps closer with lust in his eyes. All of a sudden, Dora chucks Boots at him like a disappointed Asian mom.
"No! Don't touch me there! This is my no-no square!" Right then, they heard a loud bang and a grunt. They looked at each other. All the tension that was there was replaced with curiosity. When Shrek walks into the gym/auditorium, they notice two bodies on the floor. Their hands were locked like even in the last moments they wanted to be with each other. Oh, and there was lots of blood. Suddenly, a petite but incredibly handsome man enters the room.
"My name is Jimin Park, I'm with the LAPD, where can I take a dump." Having said that, he headed the bathroom.
"DETECTIVE! I'M SORRY IM LATE I ACCIDENTLY PUT ON MY ORGY PANTS!...Detective?" a handsome British man by name of Lucifer Morningstar yells, "I suppose I'll tell him about the fre sha va ca do later."
Jimin runs in screaming,
"WHO TOOK MY NOSTRILS," said the miniature version of Voldemort. After finally calming down, Lucifer and Jimin start to investigate. In the boy's locker room they find Timothee Chalamet and JuanCork. He slowly embraces Timothee's fingers with his and whispers
"I love you Bretman Rock--I mean Timothee!" Timothee's eyes glow red and hair starts to grow all over his body.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Jimin thought he had solved the murder but just then a loud bang was heard. And then both of them were dead, holding hands. Barack Obama is seen running from building tops whispering onion ha say yo under his breath by Cat Noir. Adrien Agreste rushes to inform the detective of what he had seen. Unfortunately, he gets swallowed by a narwhale on the way. Jimin is saddened by this news and Lucifer gets jealous and destroys Asia. A distraught Jimin returns to the scene of the first two crimes and arrives to see a fourth, Dora and Shrek. Diego is in tears, attacking the police in order to get to Dora. Shrek is immediately taken to the hospital. Jimin returns home.
"I will put this muurderoeore behind bars."
