Eddsworld boyfriend scenarios

Paul and Patryk catch up!

Look I know it's not cannon, and I'm not one for ships, but I think polyamory relationships are cute and honestly...Paul and Patryk seem like they would be a good fit. AnyWaYs

How you three met-

Hi skool- I mean uh, high school. Someone started making fun of the LGBTQ+ community, and started to bully two guys.

"Really, you fucking fag- OÍ PUT ME-" you threw them into a wall, slamming their head pretty good.

"Honestly, I thought better of you" you scoff, looking at the woman who was targeting people of that sexuality.

"My....daddy will hear....about this!" She yells, pointing at you.

"My daddy will hear about this- I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" you laugh, pushing her head on the ground. "Do not....make me...put you...IN A FUCKING COMA"

With that, you let her up, and she ran far, far away. "Hey, you two alright?" You ask, turning around to see the two boys she was talking to.

"Yeah, thanks!" One says, chuckling. "I'm Patryk, and this is Paul."

"Nice to meet you two."

With that, you three hung out all the time, even revealing that you were poly, meaning you felt attracted to more than one person at a time.

Asked out

They were already dating, and turns out, they were both Poly.

They were very scared to ask you, but hey, now y'all the best couple uwu

Screwing for the first time
God uh, you were in that mood one day, and you didn't want to ask the boys, so you just took a shower.

Patryk walked in by accident, but Paul kicked the door open.

Y'all fucked in the shower.

Marry
PATRYK ASKED BOTH YOU AND PAUL TO MARRY BECAUSE HE IS THE B O I

He asked you at home, of course. He used common rings because sadly, y'all don't have  m o n e y and you just went to the court house.

PREGANANT?

A whoops...twins, actually. There's a thing where if you have sex during a certain time period after getting pregnant, you could have another baby. And yeP, that's what happened-

Paul and you cried a lot, while Patryk panicked, calling Tord in a panic.

"SiR MY WIFE IS PREGNANT???"

"Calm the hell down-"

"I CANT-"

Pasts...

Not much is known for Patryk or Paul.

For you, it was okay, I mean- GETTING DISOWNED BY YOUR PARENTS FOR DATING TWO GUYS IS FUN?

How they reacted when you were hurt.

You were badass in high school, but now your a submissive baby cinnamon roll. One time you were outside playing with a cat you had adopted when a old rival appears-

"Oi! (Y/n)?!" They yell at you, causing you to jump.

"Pardo- oh hell-" you cuss, looking over at them.

They jumped the fence, walking over to you. The cat started hissing some, which was unusual for her. "What's up?"

"Remember when you almost put my girlfriend in a coma?" He asks, coldly.

"She was making fun of Patryk and Paul...I had a right" you mumble, holding your stomach as a pain struck.

"You....hah! The great (y/n) is pregnant?! Maybe I should take something from you like you did to me~" he chuckles, showing his left eye.

You whimpered some, knowing how important that eye was to him, he had Heterochromia, and the other colored eye reminded him of his now dead sister...oops.

"Hey I have something living in me! That's more important than a damn eye that was going blind!" You yell, standing up.

He pulled a knife out, causing you to freeze. Was he really going to kill you and your child over a damn eye?! (This was before you found out you were having twins) you put your hands up in a fighting position, and since you were only 2 months in pregnancy, this may be easy?

Nope, he stabbed you in the side, and somehow Paul and Patryk came home as soon as you were stabbed. Guy was shot, and you were rushed to the hospital. You were fine, the babies were too, and Paul Patryk and you were surprised-

They cuddled youuuu, Paul just hugged you on the couch, While Patryk laid his head on your legs. You are they're queen, baby girl, kitten, you are they're everything.

Turn ons-

Patryk
He really likes when you and Paul try and flee, makes him feel like the hunter~

S h o w e r s, when you invite them to shower, you are basically asking for F U K

Sending risky texts ;)

Paul
He liked getting pampered, he a smol baby who likes to be told he a good boy.

Ya know when you eat a big popsicle? Yeah, you can't bite into it so you have to deal with Paul.

F a k e  m o a n i n g -

Dom and sub

You and Paul are submissive, but you can switch

Patryk is...BIG DOMINANT-

Fears
Paul
Killed by the red leader for something.
Patryk
Losing you and Paul
You
dying

(I'll write a story for them later)