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The Miracle of Coffee

I woke up at 3:00 am and got in the shower with my clothes on the counter top. Yep. I woke up at 3:00 in the morning, but I said earlier than usual. I wake up at 5:00 in the morning to do chores. I get out and dry off with a fluffy (f/c) towel and get on my clothes, thinking about what I'm going to make the men in my cabin do today. If they're staying here for a week, and there are, now, 8 of them, they're helping. I open the door and go out to wake up Sean and make the best coffee in the world, Death Wish. I looked at the time and it said 3:05 am.

I go down the stairs quietly and decide that I would prank Sean. I go to the guest bathroom and grabbed the shaving cream. I go back to the living room and see Sean sleeping on his side with one hand hanging off the couch. Perfect, I thought as I put shaving cream on his hand and grab a feather from the recent plucking that I did from the garbage. I tickle his nose, but he doesn't do anything. I brush the feather across his eyelashes, and he smacks his face with shaving cream. He opens the other eye that's not covered and sees me giggling as I go make coffee for all of us.

I hear him get up and come to the kitchen when the coffee's done. I hide the bag of Death Wish and pour him a cup. He smells it and starts to go for the milk and sugar. I slap his hand away and tell him to try it black. He does and I can see him sweat ever so slightly. I chuckle as he starts chugging it. He finishes it and I take his cup so he can't have more just yet. I drink mine as he goes to the bathroom to take a shower and to get fresh clothes from the guest bedroom because, we've been friends since High School, and he's been over here a lot, so I basically have half of his clothes in the guest bedroom. I get seven more cups out and pour coffee into them until the pot was empty. I put them on a tray and get my shoes on. Sean comes out with a blue v-neck tee with black jeans on.

"I'm going to wake up the egos with coffee, coming with me," I ask him while taking the tray. he nods and pats Amelia on the head. I go to the screen door and Sean opens it. I walk out with Amelia and she goes and wanders off to check on the livestock while I walk through the flat pain with Sean. We get to the cabin and I push open the door with my knee and see that the egos are all sprawled out on their beds. The cabin had seven beds and basically looks like a boy scout cabin. The beds were on three of the four sides of the medium sized cabin, except the wall with the door. I looked at the time and it said 3:10 am.

I went up to the one with the cat mask and cape and his mask had fallen on the floor. I picked it up and took a good look at his face. It had three long, deep scars that went from his left temple to his right cheekbone. they were giant cat scars. They were purple and pink from not healing right, and I thought about what could help with that. I got one cup and held it under his nose. He inhaled and shot up to a sitting position. He turned to me and saw his mask in my hand. He covered his face with his hands, but I gently grabbed his wrists and pulled his hands down to his lap. He looked away and I handed his mask and his coffee. He took the mask and put it on and took the cup and took a sip. I didn't wait for his reaction, instead, I went to the next bed.

The next one had a man with a blue mask only covering the place around his eyes and a red deadpool suit with a hood and blue fingerless gloves and blue combat boots that were laced up to the last loop. His mask was lop-sided and covering one eye with the black strap and the other with the nose part. I put one cup under his nose. He inhaled and yawned, but quickly panicked because he couldn't see anything. I set the cup down and adjusted his mask. He calmed blushed at his stupidity and I handed his the cup and he took a sip. I went to the next one, blushing at how cute he was.

The next one had a man with a gray marble-style tee shirt with black skinny jeans and black combat boots with a snapback on his head that was about to fall off. I set the tray and caught his hat by the bill and set it down. I grabbed a cup and put it under his nose, just like the other egos so far. He inhaled and opened his eyes to be met by mine. He smiled and grabbed the cup and sat up. I put the hat back on his head as he took a sip. I went to the next one.

The next one had a doctor. He had blue scrubs on with a doctor coat, surgical cap, glasses and tennis shoes. I took a cup and held it under his nose. He inhaled and slowly sat up with a yawn. He looked around the room and I gave him the cup and he sipped it. I went on to the next one. This was going to take a long time. I paused and looked around. The egos that I had woken up were by Sean, patiently waiting on their phones. I chuckled to myself and went to the next bed. I was going to take away their phones today, whether they like it or not.

The next one had the mute. I saw that his bolar hat was on the floor. I picked it up and took a cup from the tray. I held it under his nose and he inhaled deeply. He instantly stood up and stretched. I got his attention and gave him the cup. I saw him sign thank you, and I signed your welcome. He asked if he could come with me to wake people up and I said yes. We went to the next person, well, zombie. I decided that I didn't need the tray anymore since there was only two cups left.

The next one was Robbie. I didn't know if he drank coffee, but I held it under his nose. He woke up with a small groan. I was about to hand him the coffee, when the mute stopped me.

'Robbie doesn't drink coffee, miss. What's your name?'

'I'm (y/n). what's yours,' I signed because I didn't want to wake up the last one just yet. I wanted to do something that would probably get me killed.

'Jameson Jackson. You can call me JJ, though.'

I nodded and went on to Anti. This was going to make him mad as hell. 

I went up to him with the last cup and fake tripped, making the almost hot coffee land on his shirt. I acted it really well, because all of them came to help me. I got up and looked at Anti, who was standing up and had a green aura around him, but he was blushing a light shade of pink. I was going to die. He was going to charge at me, when Marvin froze him. I sighed and drank the cup that was supposed to be Robbie's. I finished it and told them to follow me into the house. I looked at the clock and it said 3:30 am. I nodded to myself and went through the shin-high grass on the plain with the empty cups on the tray and all of the egos and Sean running through the grass. I shouldn't have given them Death Wish at 3:00-ish.