how to lose your brain cells

unexpected

(There is really something wrong with me, that's why this was made. Also I wrote this originally on an english assignment and turned it in by accident. Whoops.)

Gayhee and her best fren, Bob, decided to go camping one day, on Bob's birthday, just to celebrate. Gayhee and Bob were very close, and they never kept secrets from each other.
Actually, Gayhee was keeping a secret from Bob.
Anyways, they were currently beside a campfire, doing their own shiteee.
Suddenly, Bob moved closer to Gayhee, so close that Gayhee can smell his breath.
It reeked of fucking rotten onions.
Then, Bob whispered in a hUsky, seduCtiVE voice, "let's get married and then make babbies."
With that, Gayhee's cheeks tinted a bright red, before she said in a hushed, soft voice, "wtf man, get your own coochie. Plus, we're friends. Plus plus, I'm trying to stay virgin. So no lol. Get rekt."
Bob smiled and said, "well, can we at least get married? That isn't so bad......right?"
He then started to nibble on her ear.
That was Gayhee's final straw.
Unexpectedly, she grew a lot taller and became more buff, her clothes were replaced with more masculine clothes, her face very smug, and her hair turned blonde, which also looked more masculine.
"YOU COWARD! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GAYHEE, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, DIO!!"
And then Dio proceeded o beat the actual crap out of Bob.

"Wtf, this ain't no lamborghini shop," the members of Team 10 said.
"Yeah, it's better! Plus, it'll make me relevant again," Jake Paul said as he pulled out his camera, smiling at the sight of Dio beating up Bob.
"Now I need to know what I'm here for," Todorodorodotodoroki said as he slurped up his cold soba.
"I BET I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU, DAMMIT," Toby-O Bakayama said as he snatched le soba away from Todorodorodotodoroki.
"TOBY-O NO-", a boy with orange hair (who DEFINITELY wasn't Shoyo Hinata) started, but Toby-O slurped up the soba SO FUCKING LOUD THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODED.

What a day.

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