Do You Even Talk To Girls

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Well it's Christmas Eve and I thought I might as well do something that isn't procrastination.... This is procrastination but is still a bit productive I suppose... Not really... I'm meant to be doing the dishes.
Harry Hermione and the marauders talked about various things, but when they were walking to the common room things got risky.
"I have always wanted a child named Harry," James thought aloud a dazed look on his face, "Harry James Potter, sounds cool doesn't it moony?"
"Ummm yeah sure," Remus replied than looked at Harry before shaking his head and looked back at James.
"He would look like me and lily flower,"
"Since when did you have a child with Evans!!" Sirius said snapping James out of his dreamland,
"Since we did it in a broom closet,"
"Yeah right she hates you,"
"Yeah well it was in my dreams,"
"Wet dreams,"Sirius interrupted making Remus, Peter laugh and make harry feel rather uncomfortable.

"Well Harry, Hermione here is Gryffindor portrait hole passwords 'fortitudine'" the portrait hole opened and they entered. Harry noticed that the common room (like the rest of Hogwarts) hadn't changed much but Hermione and harry tried to look impressed.
"Shame you two came so late into the term," Remus said, "you missed out on some really cool lessons because the ministry of mag..."
"-only you moony would put lessons and cool in the same sentence,"Peter squeaked speaking for the first time in front of Harry and Hermione.
"Good one wormtail first joke of the year for you," James said causing Sirius and Remus to burst out laughing as they sat down on the couch in front of the fire. Harry and Hermione sat on the rug as Peter sat in the arm chair pulling out some homework but James stood up and walked over to a group of chatting girls.

"OY LILY FLOWER!!!"James shouted waving his hands madly at a girl with red hair and very familiar green eyes harry thought. Then with a jolt Harry realised it was his mother, Hermione must of realised too because she looked at Harry with slight shock etched upon her face. Lily looked at James she looked annoyed at James and shouted back,
"WHAT POTTER!!"
"NO NEED TO SHOUT!!" James replied leaning against the wall a smile on his face.
"Fine what do you want Potter," she asked walking over to him her short figure just reach his chest but even with her height she looked like she could kill.
"Wanna meet Radcliffe and Watson?" He looked innocently curious.
"Yes but only because I need help with my homework and Lupin wants to tutor me." And she sat down next to Remus pulling out some parchment and started to write not even looking at Harry and Hermione.
"How rude," Sirius said, "not even talking to the new students," Lily ignored him and continued her homework occasionally asking Remus for something.
"That time of the month Evans?" Hermione looked at him as if to say 'if you die it is your fault' (but harry knew she was trying very hard not to laugh) and Sirius looked at Lily to find her glaring at him her wand outstretched,
"Very tired going to bed bye now," Sirius said quickly and took one last looked at Lily than ran upstairs.
"Well I am going to bed sorry for not talking but, well things got in the way," and with that Lily also left.

"Do you guys talk to girls often?" Hermione asked a smile on her face.
"All the time," James said.
"Now that is the funniest thing I have ever heard," Remus smiled at James, "but if you count that time you talked to Madam Pomfrey, that new healer, about them spots on your ummm... 'Magic wand' than you have talked to a female,"
"Yeah I'm going night guys," Hermione said while Peter and Harry laughed at James's red face.
"So where are you two going for the summer," Peter asked looking up from the still unfinished homework.
"Ummm" Harry hadn't thought of where they were staying, "well since most of the family are abroad we will make it up as we go along,"
"You could stay with me," James said smiling, "it would be amazing the house is big enough,"
"Ummm," Harry said again, he would love to see his grandparents and know his father more but what would Hermione say, "I will check with Hermione,"
"She isn't your mother you know," James said,
"I know but she is smarter than me, would probably give Remus a run for his money,"
"Highly doubt that, " Peter said, "Remus is the smartest guy I know,"
"Yeah but you don't know Hermione, anyway I'm off to bed got lessons tomorrow," and Harry got up and went up the staircase leading to the boys dorm Harry and Hermione landed in. Harry entered and and saw that a new bed was made up for him in between Sirius' and what he supposed was Remus' because who else would have made their bed. He got changed silently , there was a trunk with the initials H.R. what had everything he needed in, and got to bed thinking about lessons in the morning.

Oh and everyone has to do a dance for the longest chapter yet with over 800 words,
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(Pathetic stick man)
Oh and the password translates to either strength or bravery forgot which one.

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