An Era Of Traveling

Harry If I Were You I Would Get Up

May contain some very weird sentences read at your own risk
Have fun with this chapter. because of two chapters in 1 day I am going to wait a week until the next update.

The rest of the day went uneventful and to Hermione's relief Remus and her weren't in the same room alone until two weeks when Hermione thought the whole thing would be forgotten about.
"Hermione," Remus said, his voice barley above a whisper,
"Yeah," Hermione replied not looking up from the book she was currently reading. Not happy that he had interrupted her while she was reading, even if she was in the boys dorm where she wasn't supposed to be in.
"Can we talk," his voice was slightly cracking slightly,
"I suppose we are talking now," she looked up glaring at him.
"No proper talking Hermione," he sat down next to her on Harry's bed, a bit to close for her comfort, "what is it with you and Harry?"
"What do you mean," she was trying to keep this conversation short,
"Like where are you from,"
"Um durmstrag,"
"I thought you were from Beauxbatons,"
"Oh yeah sorry that's where I'm from,"
"No no hang on you said to me you were from durmstrang in our potions lesson last week,"
"Oh I'm very tired I'm not thinking right,"
"Why are you tired?"
"Studying,"
"Studying what,"
"Frogs,"
"Why frogs,"
"Because I want one,"
"But there ugly,"
"So is your teddy bear you sleep with but I don't mention it,"
"You can't say bad stuff about Mr Wayne,"
They didn't notice that they were scooting closer together until they were nose to nose.
"I have to go," Hermione blurted,
"Why," Remus asked innocently but grabbed her arm strongly,
"I'm seeing Harry," the lie was pathetic but it would do, thought Hermione,
"What are you and Harry doing?"
"Umm..." she always did panic under pressure,"we are going on a hogsmede date," she blurted it out and suddenly regretted it, 'now look what you have done' Hermione thought 'you are going to have to find Harry before Remus does'.
And with that she left the pale and shocked Remus behind.

Hermione ran through the corridors only stopping when he found Harry with James and Sirius in a deserted classroom.
"Harry, Harry, Harry!" She shouted as she ran in. Harry turned and looked at her,
"what Hermione?" He asked slightly annoyed,"me Sirius and James are working on something,"
"Is that something a prank," she said in a motherly tone in her voice.
"Maybe," Harry replied fidgeting with a snith he must of stolen.
"Give me the snitch Harry," and she held out her hand for it. Harry gave her the snitch.

Suddenly there was loud noise from the corridor and Harry screamed ,a very feminine scream, and grabbed Hermione using her as some sort of shield. But hermione was so shocked by the contact that she fell causing harry to fall in her landing right in between her tits.
"Who's there?" Harry said,his voice slightly muffled.He heard Sirius and James laughing their heads off saying "Remus is that a wand or are you just happy to see hermione,". Harry, who suddenly became very embarrassed, and to hide that emotion he hid his face in Hermione's boobies.
"Harry if I were you I would get up," Hermione said as she looked at Harry a very disapproving tone in her voice.
"Is he gone?" Harry asked his muffled voice had went down to a whisper.
"No Harry, and I'm not wait here lying on the floor in this position until Remus leaves because I thinks that's rather rude,"
"I'm getting up, it's just a rather hard position to get out of," and with that Harry stood up then helped Hermione up.
"Ummm I'm gonna go." said Remus who's hand was around his 'wand' area,
"Oh no your not," Hermione said finally becoming somewhat decent again (minus the spittle that Harry had left there).
"Hermione you have something," Harry said as he came closer to Hermione and started rubbing Hermione's boob that the spit was planted on,
"Please Mr Radcliffe stop fondling Miss Watson boobs," boomed a voice from the doorframe and all the students turned turned to see professor Slughorn standing looking at the scene in the wrong way.
"Sorry professor," Harry said ,ignoring the laughter from Sirius and James, "Hermione had some of my spit on her from when I had my face in her tits," said Harry not realising what he had said could get him into trouble until Hermione harshly stood on Harry's foot,
"Mr Radcliffe, I would like you to come with me, I don't know where you come from but at Hogwarts we don't allow underaged sex," professor Slughorn announced, "I also think the rest of you shall come with me since you all saw this,"
"Yes professor," said James try very hard to keep upright from laughing,"we want no sex in this castle," before he burst out laughing and had to lean of Remus for support.
"Oh god," Hermione muttered as the very embarrassed Harry led the way out of the class followed by three marauders and eventually herself.

Ok this chapter is quite unusual and wasn't planned. it only came around thanks to Mutant_Hunter so round of applause for this very interesting plot line.