so 1 day there was this dude named gerald
gerald was rlly gay so he stsrted a band w other gay
then he was sick of the gay and was like "lol bye" and years later he made a sparkly alien thing
then 1 day gerd was on tweetur nd was like "lol im gonna be a lemon and b cool"
then peet from the fallout boys wanted to look like an old man so he twittered gerald bout hairstyles
nd gerd was like "omg peet we old af nd we're both emo dads wanna make out"
and now petard is real
amen
