While (Y/N) and Ermes were in the Clinic, Jolyne has seemed to gotten herself in a lot of trouble. She got an extra 5 years for attempting to escape, although, that's not important right now
What is important is the creepy janitor who is reaching over to a sleeping Ermes and goes underneath her clothing. Ermes then jolts awake and the man quickly pulls his hand away while taking a 10 dollar bill
Ermes: HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!
The man quickly ran away and Ermes noticed that her money was gone. She was about to give chase but a sudden pain in her arm, and the bars keeping her in the clinic, kept her from chasing him
She finally noticed where she was and a certain pink haired individual was laying on his side staring at her
(Y/N): you uh, you done because I'd like to get back to sleep now. I was having a great dream where dolphins roamed the land
Ermes: how long have you been staring at me?
(Y/N): ever since you woke up screaming like a banshee
Ermes: well some asshole just stole my money
(Y/N): well for starters, glad to see you're awake, I actually thought you wouldn't wake up. Secondly you actually had me- are you fuckin listening
He looked over at her and saw her with multiple stickers on her palm. She pulled one off and another appeared on her palm
(Y/N): woah! Are you related to David Blaine or something
Ermes: who?
(Y/N): David Blaine the magician, you know what never mind. How are you doing that
Before she could answer she looked down and saw one of the stickers had landed on a pair of her shoes. The wierd part is that there were two right pairs
Ermes: my shoes.... why... uh..
(Y/N): uhm did you always have 6 fingers
She looked at her hand and saw that she indeed had 6 fingers. She started freaking out and waving her hand back and forth. She took the sticker off her finger and it snapped back together
Ermes: fuck that hurt!
She looked at her hand and saw that the 6th finger was gone
Ermes: what the hell! Is my fever making me delirious or something. (Y/N) are you seeing this
She looked at him but he seemed to fixated on something else. She looked at the table and saw that the sticker had landed on a bedpan
(Y/N): please tell me I'm not the only one who sees this shit.... or piss. I know when I'm on drugs and I know I'm sober right now
The sticker started to fall off due to the piss and it slid off. The two bedpans then snapped together and it sent piss everywhere
Ermes: GROSSSS!
(Y/N): EEWWWWW! I never thought I'd be pissed on in prison especially by you, Ermes
Ermes: how can you make jokes in this situation
(Y/N): I'm sorry I make jokes when I'm tense or piss like that, although they aren't very good
Ermes: god you're an idiot
She looked back down at her shoes and picked the one with the sticker on it
Ermes: this is actually happening I'm actually touching it. What the hell is going on
She then looked at the shoe and takes off the sticker. Both shoes then snap back together to form one but get damaged in the process. She then stared at the palm of her hand to look at the sticker
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A reason to Fight
FanfictionA adult who has yet to hit puberty and gets mistaken for a girl very often is seen as a lost cause. Instead of proving them wrong he makes the most out of it and it ends up with a drug addiction that gets him thrown in jail
