Hilda paced back forth as Caspar stood there with a bewildered expression on his.
"UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH THIS ISSSSSSSS SOOOOO MUCH WO00000000000R-KUH!!" Hilda finally yell whispered in an annoyed tone. "WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR FEET IN THE LETTUCE??"
"Because Linny called me a chicken and I aint no Chi-"
Hilda was ruffling her hair as her mood became more frantic"I KNOWWW THAT PART, my brothers gonna kill me or WORSE, I wont get to go vacation in Fhirdiad for the summer! It's literally the Florida of Fodlan Caspar! I CANT NOT MISS OUT ON THIS YEARLY VACATION MAN!!!!!"
Caspar placed his hands on Hilda "C-calm down Hil. Look why dont we jsut go explain to Ingrid what happened I'm sure she'll understand...right?"
Hilda glared at Caspar " Have you seen her facebook? When she gets pissed off at employees she starts recording them and getting into GIANT arguments about how they suck at their jobs and then makes weird posts about gun control or whatever."
Caspar raised his eyebrows "Guns? I used to own a gun, my dad took me out hunting and one time I shot him in the leg it was kind of funny, but now we dont own guns anymore :("
"Great Story Cas." Hilda rolled her eyes as the frustation was being set into over drive " BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA FIX THIS??"
Caspar began to suggest"Why dont we jsut give her the lettuce? It's a tacobell so its to be expected."
"Yeah but Seteth runs this place like the military. If he finds out his Yelp rating goes down by one... Let's jsut say..." Hilda's tone became omnious
"I GET IT. YEEEESH. It's not like we have any other options.I'll just wash the lettuce and pick out the dirt and rocks she wont notice at all!" Caspar smiled
Hilda groaned "I'll go distract her while you make the Chalupas I guess."
"Coolio! By the way do you know where the sink is?" Caspar scratched his head
Hilda smiled at him "We're fucked!"
