Headass ! Shigaraki x reader

idiot

Handyman has changed [Username]'s name to idiot

idiot
HUH?! WHYD YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO THAT?!!! I ONLY ASKED FOR A PICTURE!

Handyman
u remind me of this weird chick I
have in my League

idiot
lEaGuE?¿ TELL ME ABOUT
IT!

Handyman
If u tell anyone about it I'll
have to slap you

idiot
I WONT TELL ANYONE! I PROMISE

Handyman
Fine. We have a couple members...
I can't remember how many
uhh we have a mother basically but
he's not our mom?
There's this crazy chick
A lizard. Two guys stuffed into one
And some patchwork freak.

idiot
So you don't remember any
of their names?

Handyman
OF COURSE I DO!
Maybe not all of them...