Alex Rider crossover - what's your secret?

Chapter 2

"Who are you?" Alex asked. "... Special agent Gibbs."
"Special agent Timothy McGee."
"Pleasure." Alex greeted. "Are you done Ziva? You're taking forever."
"How fast do you want me to go?! I'm trying not to injure you even further!" Ziva exclaimed as she quicken the process. "Done." Ziva said as she cleaned and dressed it. If the agents were affected by the fact that he didn't even react when Ziva was removing the bullet and that he wasn't on anaesthetic they definitely showed it, really clearly. Gibbs' frown deepened and he had a pained look on his face. The rest did too. "Who are you?" Tony asked again once the rest sat down. Alex rubbed his face tiredly as he reached back to pull out something. A phone. He dialled a number and put it on speaker.
"Hello. This is the Royal and General Bank. How can I help you?" The agents shot Alex questioning looks. Alex just gestured to wait before speaking. "I would like to speak to Mr. Blunt about my bank account."
"Sure. What's your account number?"
"13-02-1987-007." The 13 is the day, 02 is the month, 1987 is the year of his birthday and 007 is for secret agents like Alex. "Mr Rider!! I'm SO glad you called!! Mr. Blunt also wants to talk to you about your account." A bubbly voice said before he was patched through. "Alex!! Wait, do you have your tablet with you?" A female voice asked. "Yeah." Alex pulled it out and propped it up into a standing position on the table. Two faces appeared on the screen. They were both smartly dressed. The lady was wearing a gray business suit while the man was wearing black. "Alex!! Oh my... What happened? Who are they?"
"Mrs Jones, Mr. Blunt." Alex greeted. "They are NCIS agents."
"NCIS, director Vance are they your men?" A new face popped up. Leon Vance. Their boss's boss. "Ah. Yes, they are."
"Alright. Back to more pressing matters, what happened?"
"I completed the mission. Got the information from their computers but someone shot at me and we started a gun fight basically. Got shot in the arm and captured then tortured-"
"You were what?!" Gibbs exclaimed. Alex trampled right over his outburst and continued," Almost got my throat slit if not for a tiny distraction, killed that guy escaped after another gun fight and building exploded 2 seconds after I limped out of the place. Hot-wired a car and drove to the safe house which is not safe at all since I can pick the lock in a minute since you forgot to give me the keys. Two NCIS came, we all pointed guns at each other and after the introductions I cleaned my wounds, got Ziva to dig out the bullet in my stomach-"
"You what?!" Mrs Jones exclaimed. "Relax. I'm fine... Then McGee and Gibbs arrived and now we're here."
"Okay.... Are you sure you're alright?" Mrs. Jones asked. Alex nodded. "Mission?" Mr Blunt asked, he's asking for a report. "Now?" Alex asked, looking at the team, "What about them?"
"We'll get them to sign the OSA later." Mr. Blunt said. "OSA? How old is this kid?" Vance asked. "Classified." The MI6 agents automatically responded. "Right. So... I manage to get in and got a tour of the place then I made a rough blueprint of the place. Then I sneaked in to the IT room and hacked their system. They have like 21 firewalls some of them would release a virus if not taken down properly. Anyways, I used the thumb drive Mr Smithers gave, thank him for me- the drive downloaded all the data and deleted any trace of downloading, really awesome. I heard someone come, I hid but oh well someone decided it would be cool to start spraying bullets around the entire room. We started a gun fight. Then I was captured, tortured for information. You can say they were unsuccessful as they were the one giving me information instead. "
"What do you mean?" Tony asked. "It means he pissed off the bad guys who were so blinded by fury they give any information when Alex ask questions." Ziva said. "Absolutely correct." Alex said. "... Good job Alex."
"Thank you sir. I send a report later."
"Okay. Theres a plane waiting for you and the agent at 2100. Which is 2 hours from now at your place." Alex nodded and the call disconnected. "So..." Tony said. Trying to break the silence. "You guys want to eat?" Alex asked suddenly and stood up abruptly, which made the agents wince thinking about how much pain he would be in. But when he wasn't showing any pain, they stared in shock. "What?"
"Doesn't it hurt?" McGee asked. "Uh... What should hurt?" Alex asked as he walked into the kitchen. The rest followed him but stood on the other side of the kitchen island where they can see Alex face to face. "All your wounds!" Tony exclaimed. "Oh..." Was his only response before he pulled out packets of instant noodles. "You can cook?" Tony asked. The others rolled their eyes at Tony. "No. I can't cook. I'm following my gut instincts on how I'm suppose to cook this... Thing. If you get uncooked noodles and food poisoning afterwards don't blame me coz I really don't know how to cook." Alex said sarcastically as he separated the noodles and the seasonings. Then he filled the pot with water and boiled it before putting the noodles in. "Are you being sarcastic?" Tony asked after awhile. The agents face palmed. Alex just looked at him before serving up the noodles and said,"oh... Absolutely not. I really don't know how to cook, Tony." Alex said sarcastically as he set the bowls of ramen on the table. They all sat down and ate. Tony finally decided that Alex was being sarcastic. "OMG. This noodles are so good!!" Tony exclaimed. Alex nodded and when they are done they left and locked the place.
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"So... This is goodbye then?" Tony asked. Alex nodded. "Will we meet again?" McGee asked. "Maybe, maybe not. It's all up to fate." Alex said. They said their goodbyes and went their separate ways. Alex, back to the plane and the NCIS, to their car parked in the airport's car park to return to their headquarters.
"I hope we see that kid again." Tony said suddenly. "Yeah... Me too. He's smart, like very smart." McGee said as he stopped typing and looked up from his computer to look at Tony. "When do you think we will see him again?"
"Don't know. I hope it's soon... And I hope he's safe. The missions he is sent to sounds suicidal..."