"Jankruh kankru cum ober" you omadned sexyly into the fone. Kri was like
"Ok bby ;0))"
Then .87 sexcons later you got in the shower but jack barakat was in there on instagrma live and everyone sawyour tits
"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN YOU MOTHERFUKER!!!!!!!!!!!' you yaled
"Meloncholey kalydoskope" he said like an xbox username
You dropped the soap and rdropkicked him into the stratospehr and got in the shoer
kri was at yr door. He nocked SO HARdly like a rock meenah came over an yeled and him then left. He was angy and WILL BE ROUGH WTIT U SO HARD HE DO NOT CARE!!!!1
"Fuck" he said and then the ooc gods made him implodae an then you both died and his celebacy grew pants that didnt look stoupid
AUtheor chan: fuck them leggings!!!!!!
Author kin: hardly
Holzer: she loves you yeah yeah yeah
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionsature beta trolls on acount of my coauthor and bby troublingchild peepee -autgor kun
