Authorkun: what the fuck is she dong here
Author chan: i dont know baby im scared
Autho kin: hardly
Holzer: SO THIS IS WAR IT FEEL SLIE TO MATCH WITDH WIT COEMONE AT RLEVEL WHATRS RYE HELL ISTHE CATHC???????????? ITDh FELENG OF F
RREEDOME OF SEIENbthr
Utohor chan: *shoots holzer w ahabs corsshairs*
Authorkugn: what the fuKC l. Its wrong MY PENDANTRY
Author kinPL: epepe hardly
Authorrkun: * sdrogngop
s authrokin into a did kc voldanto*
Authoer chan: owo was ist los????????? *osmosises into ismiet*
Author kin L: hAararaRRDLy
Mike: shit
Authorくん: That's better, I was afraid I would have to stop being a pedantic shitlord. Now she's gone, everything is back to normal. Probably.
AUthor ちゃん: I hope so. I don't want to have to fuck anyone with Ahab's Crosshairs anymore.
Authorくん: You can fuck me with Ahab's Crosshairs, baby. ;)
Author ちゃん: Okay. Get on the fucking bed, you whore.

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