HOMESTUCK ALPHA TROLLS X READER

Ha is also wa but only as a topicmarker (mituna x reader)

Yoru bee man was eebe man and e had a SKATOBRODO and e did an ollie o lalso his name is secretly throckmorton but shhhhhhhhhh calll him mituna

Tuna bee man sexy man bee sexy tuna man did a fukcing flip odown a stair rail and then he fell and hit his dicks on the stair rail hardly like a rock and he was like "0UGH YUGH 4GH 0UGH UGH 17 G07 H15 D1CK5" and cried on the gfloor for an hour

You then showed up and uyou woed like "ABEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

An you picked him up and kissed his dicks better but it was too late he alrea from dy died of dick hurty and multiple myeloma .