HOMESTUCK ALPHA TROLLS X READER

USK8R GRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (spatula x reader )

Mituan pised on you with his broken dicks.

"Y0U FUCk3D MY G1RLFR1END Y0U 5H17 5P41N"

Then you woke up with the irrestistible urge to listne to the delicious tomato song from hetalia. But also purple haze by jimi hendicks becuase youre ICKY like that Latula came int othe trespotie block and said

"3w you are a l1ttle d1ck wom4n you sm3ll l1k3 p1ss"

"ITS NOT A PHASEMOMM"

"0k"

Then you fucked and you licked between her breasts hardly like a rock

You inhaled boobsweat and died