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Hara opened her eyes and all she could see was darkness. she stretched her arms and groaned.

She got up from the bed and looked around and the house was quiet.

Where's yoongi?

She took out her phone and squinted her eyes to see the time and it was almost 6 in th evening.

Her mind replayed the day's events and the last thing she remembered was sleeping on yoongi's shoulder whil they watched a.movie.

Speaking of yoongi, hara knew he had left and she walked out to the kitched to get a glass of water.

She noticed a small sticky note on the fridge and her fingers smoothed it out and she read the small letters scrawled on the paper.

"Its late and I shouldnt stay longer so sleep well! Ill see you on monday :) also you look so fucking adorable when you sleep" -yoongi

Hara blushed hard and slapped her cheeks a couple of times to calm her heart down.

Her heart was beating a million times a minute and she was absolutely ecstatic. Who would have known it would have taken a fake boyfriend for her crush to like her back?

She danced her way out of the kitchen to her bedroom and her happiness did not last long.

"FUCK, YOU STUPID DOOR, MY PINKY TOE" she screamed in pain and held her toe gingerly because she stubbed it on the door.

She turned on the lights and lay on her bed smiling and grabbed her phone to text suga.

Suga

hara: hey bitch

Suga: wassup.hoe

Hara: today was a great fuckign day

Suga: rlly why?

Hara: YOONGI CAME HOME

Suga: ew i pity him so bad

Hara: why the fuck u gotta be mean.gramps

Suga: cuz i wanna be hoe

Suga: fite me u ass

Hara: i wish i could

Hara: but u a grandpa

Suga: stfu u crusty ass pancake

Hara: come up with better insults you skinless potato

Suga: fuck you and ur flat tits

Hara: atleats I have tits, you have nthn

Suga: have you seen my dick tho hoee?

Hara: nope Probly cuz it doesnt exist.

Suga: shud i show u then bitch?

Hara: pedo

Suga: fuck you hara ur the most annoying person on this earth

Hara: but u wuv me

Suga: yeah I do
Message not delivered

suga: i hate yu and ur dusty ass

Hara: atleast I HAVE AN ASS

Suga: AN ASS THAT NO ONE CAN SEE

Hara: yoongi can

Suga: yeah if he wore glasses maybe he would?

Hara: are u calling my yoongi blind?

Hara: ur the one who needs glasses bitch

Hara: ur the gramps

Suga: your yoongi?

Hara: yes bitch my yoongi

Suga: k sure

Hara: k

Suga: K

Hara: K

Hara: i hope someone cuts off your dick

Suga: you will very fucking much regret that if it happens

Hara: why tf would I regret it?

Hara: oh wait, the only reason I would regret is if ITS NOT ME WHOS CHOPPING THAT MEAT OFF

Suga: stop being a dumb hoe

Hara: stop being a dumb daddy

Suga: The actual fuck?

Suga: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hara: stop being a dumb daddy*

Hara: daddy*

Hara: daddy*

Hara: FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT

suga: im dying, someone save me

Hara: oh fuck off suga

Suga: AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

Suga: OOH imagine you and yoongi banging and all of a sudden ur like OOH DADDY

suga: OOH YOONGI DADDY

Hara: STOP IT YOU DUMB ASSHOle.

Hara: ur so cringey ew i hate you

Suga: stfu u cant live without me

Hara:

Suga: never ever ever

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Suga: never ever ever

Hara: k bye bitch

Hara: im hungry

Suga: FOR SOME DADDY?

hara: suga stfu before i come and whoop ur ass through the phone screen

Suga: in ur dreams

Hara: i have better fucking things to dream about

Suga: LIKE WHAT? CALLING YOONGI DADDY?

Hara: OH MY FUCKING GOD CONSIDER URSELF BLOCKED

Suga: Gahahahahhahaahahahahah

Hara: ew bye

Hara is offline

Hara threw her phone onto her bed, a small smile on her face.

"fuck you suga" she said out loud before getting up and making some food for her to eat.

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