Hara opened her eyes and all she could see was darkness. she stretched her arms and groaned.
She got up from the bed and looked around and the house was quiet.
Where's yoongi?
She took out her phone and squinted her eyes to see the time and it was almost 6 in th evening.
Her mind replayed the day's events and the last thing she remembered was sleeping on yoongi's shoulder whil they watched a.movie.
Speaking of yoongi, hara knew he had left and she walked out to the kitched to get a glass of water.
She noticed a small sticky note on the fridge and her fingers smoothed it out and she read the small letters scrawled on the paper.
"Its late and I shouldnt stay longer so sleep well! Ill see you on monday :) also you look so fucking adorable when you sleep" -yoongi
Hara blushed hard and slapped her cheeks a couple of times to calm her heart down.
Her heart was beating a million times a minute and she was absolutely ecstatic. Who would have known it would have taken a fake boyfriend for her crush to like her back?
She danced her way out of the kitchen to her bedroom and her happiness did not last long.
"FUCK, YOU STUPID DOOR, MY PINKY TOE" she screamed in pain and held her toe gingerly because she stubbed it on the door.
She turned on the lights and lay on her bed smiling and grabbed her phone to text suga.
Suga
hara: hey bitch
Suga: wassup.hoe
Hara: today was a great fuckign day
Suga: rlly why?
Hara: YOONGI CAME HOME
Suga: ew i pity him so bad
Hara: why the fuck u gotta be mean.gramps
Suga: cuz i wanna be hoe
Suga: fite me u ass
Hara: i wish i could
Hara: but u a grandpa
Suga: stfu u crusty ass pancake
Hara: come up with better insults you skinless potato
Suga: fuck you and ur flat tits
Hara: atleats I have tits, you have nthn
Suga: have you seen my dick tho hoee?
Hara: nope Probly cuz it doesnt exist.
Suga: shud i show u then bitch?
Hara: pedo
Suga: fuck you hara ur the most annoying person on this earth
Hara: but u wuv me
Suga: yeah I do
Message not deliveredsuga: i hate yu and ur dusty ass
Hara: atleast I HAVE AN ASS
Suga: AN ASS THAT NO ONE CAN SEE
Hara: yoongi can
Suga: yeah if he wore glasses maybe he would?
Hara: are u calling my yoongi blind?
Hara: ur the one who needs glasses bitch
Hara: ur the gramps
Suga: your yoongi?
Hara: yes bitch my yoongi
Suga: k sure
Hara: k
Suga: K
Hara: K
Hara: i hope someone cuts off your dick
Suga: you will very fucking much regret that if it happens
Hara: why tf would I regret it?
Hara: oh wait, the only reason I would regret is if ITS NOT ME WHOS CHOPPING THAT MEAT OFF
Suga: stop being a dumb hoe
Hara: stop being a dumb daddy
Suga: The actual fuck?
Suga: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hara: stop being a dumb daddy*
Hara: daddy*
Hara: daddy*
Hara: FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT
suga: im dying, someone save me
Hara: oh fuck off suga
Suga: AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
Suga: OOH imagine you and yoongi banging and all of a sudden ur like OOH DADDY
suga: OOH YOONGI DADDY
Hara: STOP IT YOU DUMB ASSHOle.
Hara: ur so cringey ew i hate you
Suga: stfu u cant live without me
Hara:
Suga: never ever ever
Hara: k bye bitch
Hara: im hungry
Suga: FOR SOME DADDY?
hara: suga stfu before i come and whoop ur ass through the phone screen
Suga: in ur dreams
Hara: i have better fucking things to dream about
Suga: LIKE WHAT? CALLING YOONGI DADDY?
Hara: OH MY FUCKING GOD CONSIDER URSELF BLOCKED
Suga: Gahahahahhahaahahahahah
Hara: ew bye
Hara is offline
Hara threw her phone onto her bed, a small smile on her face.
"fuck you suga" she said out loud before getting up and making some food for her to eat.
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