The Characters of South Park

Kenneth McCormick

Full Name: Kenneth Jasper McCormick

Nicknames: Kenny, Ken-Ken, Pervert Bastard, Mr. Perfect Blond

Hair Color and Style: Blond; shaggy and fluffy

Eye Color: Blue

Birthday: March 22nd

Age: Out in South Park: 17 (at the end, 18); Tangled in South Park: 18 (at the end 19)

Relationships: Parents: Stuart and Carol McCormick; Brother: Kevin McCormick; Sister: Karen McCormick and Ashlyn Heath; Girlfriend: Rosalynn Heath; Best Friends: Stan, Kyle, Butters, and Cartman; Good Friends: Literally all the other guys; Friends: All the girls (unsure with Bebe)

Bio: Ever since he can remember, Kenny has been dying and coming back to life. No matter the death, no matter the age, he always comes back. He's visited Heaven, and spent a lot of time in Hell. It took a while to accept that death will never be permanent, and even longer to accept that not a single soul remembers that he dies. At first he thought people were messing with him, but then he realized that they truly had a gap in their memories from when he died. He came to terms with it, using the ability to his advantage to save people. Childhood was great once he accepted that, and then a new family moved to town. The Heath's oldest daughter caught his eye in an instant, and they were joined at the hip. Then he died in front of her, and the trauma was too much, and the family left. He would try find love again, but eventually he would just spiral into sexual exploits. It would be many years later, but then the Heath's came back, and Kenny's heart was tied back with that girl. Rosa, the one he is tied to with the red string of fate. He's always been a loving guy, either towards his sister, or towards his friend, or towards his partner. He wants to be with other people and let them know how much they are loved. Life is about having the most fun, and he is going to work hard at whatever he does to ensure he does that.

Random Facts:

--Wears glasses for distance

--Pansexual

--Still likes dressing up as Princess Kenny

--Doesn't die as much as when he was a kid

--Very sweet and caring

--Still into Playboy

--Loves to cuddle

--Has the best smile out of everyone

--Not big on dates to fancy restaurants

--Likes cats

--Amazing knife/throwing star skills

--A perverted bastard

--Protects his little sister at all costs

--Does odd jobs for neighbors

--Plays Magic (the card game) online

--Used to play the keyboard all the time

--Plays baseball as a first baseman

--Will wear necklaces, bracelets, and rings given to him by his partners

--Quite into photography

--On the school's track team

--Drinks the occasional alcoholic beverage

--Loves to swim

--Thinks football is stupid

--Prefers Xbox and computer games because it is all he has

--Has kind of long fingers

--Doesn't like to brush his hair a lot

--Very caring when someone close to him is sick, and will take very good care of them

--A better dancer than people think

--Likes rock, electronic, country, and classical music

--Quite muscular

--Can eat a ton but barely gain anything as he burns it off so quickly

--Loves having movie night with close friends

--Loves chill times in the bath with his partner

--Always trying to get his partner cute little gifts

--Sleeps in almost every day

--Smarter than people take him for

--Really good at fist fighting

--Handwriting is a bit messy

--Cusses a whole fucking lot

--Will write cute little notes to his partner every now and again

--Has freckles on his cheeks and nose that really come out when he's been in the sun

--Hums when working on easy tasks

--Sings in the shower all the time

--Slightly chapped lips and slightly calloused hands

--Still enjoys Terrance and Phillip

--Drives a nice red truck

--Mysterion makes random appearances

--ambidextrous

--Fights with his dad almost any chance he can get

--Wants Rosalynn to teach him how to skateboard

--Thinks that it is sweet how close Tweek and Rosalynn, and he doesn't get jealous (anymore)

--Reads comic books when he can get them

--His pouts can get almost anyone to give him what he wants

--Likes sweet things