The Characters of South Park

Kyle Broflovski

Full Name: Kyle Efrayim Broflovski

Nicknames: Broflovski, Smarty Pants, Big Red

Hair Style and Color: Red; super curly when he grows it out, but doesn't let it get too long now

Eye Color: Green

Birthday: May 26th

Age: Out in South Park: 17 (at the end, 18); Tangled in South Park 18 (at the end, 19)

Relationships: Parents: Gerald and Shelia Broflovski; Brother: Ike Broflovski; Crush?: Karen McCormick; Best Friends: Stan, Kenny, Eric, Rosa, Butters; Good Friends: Literally all the other boys, Red, Wendy; Friends: The rest of the girls; Enemies: Eric at times

Bio: Though he didn't know it for a long time, Kyle is a New Jersey native, but his parents moved to the sweet little mountain town of South Park, Colorado soon after he was born. His New Jersey self rarely ever comes out because of that swift move, but not everything can stay hidden for long. If he just ignores it, then it won't bother him. Other than that, Kyle has always been the smartest kid in class, either because he studies so hard, or because he is just that good at retaining information. His speeches have become somewhat of an expectation, as well as an easy target for teasing. He was around eight years old when his parents adopted a boy from Canada. A young boy that they named Ike, and the two brothers would be at odds for many years. Kyle has always loved his little brother, but it was hard to accept him in the beginning. Now he can't imagine a life without him. Once he finally made it to high school, and had a growth spurt, he felt like he could finally prove himself in basketball. Along with that, he finally saw high school as the place where he could truly express himself in whatever way he wanted, which isn't always the case, but at least he doesn't care about what others think as much anymore. This is also a boy who has never been in a serious relationship, and sometimes crushes pop up in girls that he didn't really think about. He has a certain girl named Rosalynn to thank for that. He's just a boy trying to figure out the best path to go in life.

Random Facts:

--Plays baseball as shortstop

--Studies super hard for every test even though he doesn't really need to

--Cartman's Jew jokes still drive him up the wall

--Seems like the only one with common sense sometimes

--Actually loves hanging out with his brother Ike now

--Has been doing a good job at keeping his anger under control

--Plays basketball

--Likes rock, R&B, and jazz music

--Very organized and punctual

--Loves strawberry flavored things

--Likes to dance even though he kind of sucks at it

--Doesn't like to cook

--Great at cleaning because he hates messes

--Arranges things chronologically and alphabetically

--A huge bookworm

--Loves having movie nights with his friends

--Can get sick quite easily, so he has to be extra careful to stay healthy

--Sticks his tongue out when concentrating

--On the high school debate team

--Can speak a little Hebrew and Yiddish

--His best, best friend is still Stan

--Cries for two reasons: Mourning and failing when he tried really hard

--Can be quite sarcastic and sassy

--Still likes to sing the dreidel song

--Has a stuffed animal of a whale that he refuses to get rid of

--His Jersey self comes out sometimes when he's drunk

--Always gives Ike brotherly advice when he needs it

--Loves to swim

--Has light freckles all over

--Is always there for someone who needs to talk and just let it all out

--Watches a lot of news

--Writes a column for the school newspaper

--Never really sings in the shower

--Drives a black Jeep

--Quite muscular

--Still likes Terrance and Phillip

--The Human Kite never makes appearances anymore

--Right handed

--Can fight, but only does so in a fit of anger

--Doesn't hate Cartman like he did as a kid

--Starting to consider fencing as a hobby