Eric Cartman

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Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman

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Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman

Nicknames: Cartman, Time Child, Big Boned

Hair Color and Style: Brown; slightly shaggy

Eye Color: Light brown

Birthday: July 1st

Age: Out in South Park: 16 and turned 17; Tangled in South Park: 17 and then turned 18

Relationships: Parents: Jack Tenorman and Liane Cartman; Half-brother: Scott Tenorman; Girlfriend: Krystal; Best Friends: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters; Good Friends: Literally all the other boys; Friends?: The girls

Bio: Eric has been raised by his single-mother since he can remember, and his lack of a father figure is what shaped him into the spoiled brat that he was during his younger years. Always a bigger kind than most, he has had to put up with many fat jokes, but he always retorts with that fact that he is just big boned. Those comments are probably the reason that he teases other kids, as a tactic to go from them before they can go at him. Whatever the reason, Eric was harsh throughout his childhood, and then everyone started to grow up. He was able to find a passion in theatre, which gave him an outlet for his emotions. It was what he needed to help him grow and become a better person. He can still be a little shit at times, but at least he is trying to be better. Theatre is also where he began to spend a lot of time with people he had never before, and where he found a girl that would one day turn into his girlfriend. He still spends a lot of time with his friends, and their relationships have improved. He may be far from perfect, but at least he is trying to become a better person.

Random Facts: 

--Not as heavy as he used to be

--Plays baseball as a catcher

--Always coming up with a money-making scheme

--Can still be a bit of an asshole

--Doesn't play with his stuffed animals anymore, but he does have pieces of them framed to remember

--He got a new kitty when his first one died of old age

--Still plays a ton of video games

--Still likes Terrance and Phillip 

--Not organized at all

--The Coon sometimes makes appearances if Mysterion does

--Loves KFC

--Not as mean to his mom as he was as a kid

--Still thinks that he deserves more than he has

--He's not stupid when it comes to school, but he's not really smart either, just doesn't try

--Right handed

--Will say almost anything that comes to mind

--Cares about people more now

--Likes to swim

--Can still be affected by what people say about his body

--Though it doesn't seem like it, Kenny is his closest and best friend

--Still thinks Kyle's mom is a bitch

--Will fight anyone who says anything bad about his mom

--He's gotten better at fighting thanks to Kenny

--Sings almost every time he's in the shower; rarely around friends

--Actually glad that Rosa showed up as she was another eye opener to work towards being a better person

--Likes rap, rock, and classical music

--In the theatre club and all theatre classes; is a phenomenal actor

--Quite the cook

--Drives and older black and blue truck

--Pissed becuase Kenny has a better truck than he does, but also happy for Kenny

--Flips people off a lot

--Writes a help column for the school newspaper

--Still loves bossing people around

--Actually has some muscle

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