Me: So umm I need some dares... Please. I'm bored out of my fucking mind and I need something to do.
Cory: PIKA!! HELP!!
Me: *turns around* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME CORY? *See's Ashlie and Mousie chasing him*
Cory: *hides behind me*
Me: * uses magic to stop Mousie and Ashlie* Why are you chasing him?
Ashlie: THIS CABRÓN TOLD ME THE REASON I'M SHORT TEMPERED IS BECAUSE I'M CLOSER TO HELL!!!
Mousie: HE INSULTED MY SMOL MEXICAN BEAN!!
Me: Ladies calm down you can kill the murder child he may be a Cabrón or if you even want to simplify that to a pendeco you can but if he's not here then this book can't exist Ashlie you know this.
Ashlie: *Mumbles in angry Spanish* I know.. also how do you know what cabrón and pendeco mean?
Me: Well I've been learning from a Mexican YouTuber that speaks Spanish in most of his videos and he puts subtitles on so you can see what he's saying and the just so happen to be two words I've learned from just listening. He's a pretty funny guy to watch.
Ashlie: Okay then what does cabrón and pendeco mean?
Me: Cabrón is Dumbass and Pendeco is Asshole.
Ashlie: Nice
Cory: wait- YOU CALLED ME A DUMBASS AND AN ASSHOLE!?
Me: SI CABRÓN!!
Ashlie and Mousie: *Laughing*
Cory: *stomps off* BRIIIIIIII!!!
Nick: *walks into the room that Ashlie, Mousie and I are in* What happened why are you all laughing?
Ashlie: PIKA CALLED CORY A CABRÓN AND A PENDECO!!
Nick: *confused puppy look* Translation please?
Me: *wheeze* I cALLed HIm A DUmBasS aNd aN aSShoLE!! *Continues to laugh and wheeze*
Nick: *staring and them sighs and walks away* God I need new friends...
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Ask & Dare The NewScapeCrew!
SonstigesWARNING: This book consist of cursing, sexual content, weirdness, craziness, and lots and lots of reference. Yep I did it, that's right, umm so yeah people in this book are, Original Gang Tommy - Nick Cory - Bri Uni - Laylathefnaf Ashlie - Mousie Jo...
