Me: UNI CORY COME HERE!!!
Uni & Cory: What?
Me: I want you two to see day child.
Cory: What child?
Cuni: Sup
Cory: *Jumps and screams whilst turning to face Cuni*
Uni: *Turns around to face Cuni* Who the bloody hell is that?
Me: That's you and Cory's kid in another universe his name's Cuni you also have a daughter named Careial but I haven't come up with what she looks like yet.
Uni: *Stares at Cuni* How can you prove that you're my kid from another Universe?
Cuni: I didn't think I'd have to prove it I mean my accent and the fact that I'm a pug like you should prove it all, and you can't deny it either Cory do to the fact that I was born with the Camera eye and I'm blonde which I get from you.
Me: Yeah he's my favorite child of all my children.
Cuni: I thought Ren was your favorite-
Me: Shut up Cuni they don't know who Ren is no one knows who Ren is only everyone in your Universe knows Ren. Anyway Me_Irl_a_sad_Artist said "Does anyone want to see me take my head off and not die?" Umm I don't think they'd want to.
Everyone: I DO. OT WANT TO SEE YOU TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF PLEASE KEEP IT ON YOUR BODY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING UNHOLY!!!
Me: Yeah that's a no. Bye!
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RandomWARNING: This book consist of cursing, sexual content, weirdness, craziness, and lots and lots of reference. Yep I did it, that's right, umm so yeah people in this book are, Original Gang Tommy - Nick Cory - Bri Uni - Laylathefnaf Ashlie - Mousie Jo...
