The Group Chat Fic

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The group fell silent for a while as they ate the pizza that was delivered. Suddenly, Anti stood up dramatically and yelled.

"Everybody say sausage, keep it going!"

Dark rolled his eyes. "Here we go."

"I'm staying out of this." Wade and Bob said simultaneously

Anti clapped his hands. "Eggs, bacon, grits-"

"Sausage!" The group yelled.

Dark stood up. "I'm a skinny bitch, but I still get the-"

"Sausage!"

Mark jumped from his seat. "I got a fat ass, but I still get the-"

"Sausage!"

Jack tried to hold back laughter. "Got a flat ass but I still get the-"

"Sausage!"

Thomas pretended to stretch. "Wake up in the morning and I eat that-"

"Sausage!"

Deceit grinned. "I'm white, I'm thick, but you know I like the-"

"Sausage!"

Logan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I read books, but they're all about-"

"Sausage!"

Wilford took JJ's hat and put it in. "White girls, fly girls, take ya man's-"

"Sausage! Sa- sa- sa- sa- sausage! Sausage!"

Virgil held his hand up. "I like girls, can I still have sausage?"

Anti cheered. "Yay! We did it!"

Jack stopped holding back his laughter. "Oh my God we did it!"

Anti grinned. "See guys? This is what you've been missing out on not meeting us all before."

JJ took his hat back, shaking his head at Wilford. "I think JJ thinks otherwise." He said.

Anti waved him off. "He can think whatever, it doesn't matter."

Bob looked at the time. "Woah, guys, it's almost eleven."

"So?" Roman asked.

"So, we need to go to bed." Wade said. "I'm leaving now. Bob, Mark, you coming?"

"Right behind you." Bob said.

Mark turned to Jack, kissing him. "I'll see you tomorrow. Text me when you get to the con."

"I will." Jack smiled after Mark as he left the room. "I love you! Goodnight!" Mark turned around and blew him a kiss before leaving the room."

Wilford stood from his chair. "I should go, too." He leaned down and kissed JJ's hair. "Goodnight, JJ." JJ reached for his hand, held it for a moment, then let Wilford go and watched him leave.

Dark gave a two-fingered salute. "Well, time to duck out."

"Quack." Patton said, still on the floor.

Dark stood from his chair and raced out the room. "See ya!"

Anti glanced at the chair he was sitting on and scowled. "You left the fucking shock collar!"

Dark popped his head back in the room. "Keep it, kinky bitch." He left just before Anti chucked it at him.

Thomas laughed. "You guys are a riot. We should talk more."

Deceit failed to hold back a yawn. "I'm going to bed, too. Night, guys." He left the room, and Logan, Virgil, and Roman followed suit.

Jack turned to Thomas. "Hey, wanna be in the group chat with us? You can give me your number and I'll add you. You can add your brothers, too, if you want."

Thomas nodded. "Sure." He put his number in Jack's phone and handed it back. "Goodnight, guys. Come on, Patton." Thomas dragged Patton up and forced him out of the room.

Anti grinned. "I like them."

Jack pushed him. "Shut the hell up and get ready for bed."

"Fuck you."

"That's illegal, we're brothers."

"Okay, seriously, fuck you." Anti flipped him off and walked into the bedroom.

Jack looked at JJ. "I'll take the couch tonight, if that's okay with you." JJ nodded, taking his hat off. "Night, JJ. See you in the morning." Jack moved to turn the lights off, and JJ disappeared into the bedroom.