The Group Chat Fic

28

Sean: guys I'm finally an American

Mark: it's been a week you guys moved already?

Anti: look outside

Dark: holy shit they moved into Shayne's old house

Mark: WTF BABE YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MOVING TO CINCI OF ALL PLACES

Sean: I didn't?

Sean: Whoops

Mark: YOU ASSHOLE

Thomas: what's going on?

Thomas: oh dope

Ethan: I'm lost

Anti: you should be bitch

Ethan: if I told you I can make it to the NY con, will you stop being pissed at me?

Anti: only if it's true

Ethan: Attatchment 1 Image

Anti: you're forgiven

Thomas: hell yeah more friends

Roman: you all should stay one extra day to see Thomas' show

Roman: I can buy your tickets

Thomas: that's not really necessary

Sean: BABY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Mark: yes ofc

Sean: FUCK YES

Thomas: thanks Princey

Roman: you're welcome Thomathy

Thomas: that's not even my name

Virgil: I hate you Roman

Roman: that's not what you said when you fucked me last night

Mark: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Sean: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Dark: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Anti: YOU TWO ARE SIBLINGS

Thomas: no they're not

Mark: exPLAIN PLEASE

Thomas: it's... kinda weird

Thomas: my brothers are all related to me, but they're not related to each other

Dark: THEN HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU BROTHERS WITH ALL OF THEM??

Roman: mAgIc~

Virgil: I fucking hate you

Roman: I fuck—- —— you

Virgil: please stop

Thomas: they're not my brothers

Thomas: we're family, but... not

Thomas: technically, Logan is my uncle

Logan: yes. Thomas' grandparents gave birth to me shortly before his parents had him. I am three months older than Thomas

Patton: Virgil and I are actually brothers. We're Thomas' second cousins

Roman: I'm really the only one here that's Thomas' brother. His parents divorced, and his father met another woman. A year later, I arrived.

Sean: huh

Anti: that's cool. Thanks for telling us sooner

Mark: what about the other two?

Thomas: we don't talk about those two

Remus: when Thomas' parents divorced, it was because his mom was seeing another man and got pregnant. That baby was me

Janus: then his mom left that man and found another man and got pregnant. That baby was me

Dark: wait who're you?

Janus: Deceit

Dark: oh your name's Janus? Like, the middle school librarian?

Janus: ha ha very funny

Anti: wait the stepbrothers are together?

Mark: what no they aren't

Thomas: yes Janus and Remus are together and yes it's disgusting

Remus: no it's not! You just lack imagination~

Janus: it's technically not illegal

Sean: yes it is

Janus: whatever

Dark: can't wait to see you sinners in hell

Anti: that party is gonna be fun

Sean: aaaand that's my cue to leave

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