One week later. The interview.
"So let me get this straight." Mr. Gilbertson said. "You two are engaged again?"
"Yes." We both said.
"For real?" He asked.
"Yeah." We answered again.
"You sure you want to do this again cause one wrong answer, I'm gonna take you down." He said in a very, very threatening sound.
"Okay."
"Let's do this." He said.
We were transferred in a room and will be interviewed separately.
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Gilbertson: When did you first start to date?
Bea: Last week.
G: Is that going well?
B: So far it's great. Thanks for asking.
Gilbertson: What kind of deodorant does Bea use?
Jhoana: Rexona?
G: What flavor?
J: Flavor?!
G: Was it love at first sight?
B: *sighs deeply* NO!
G: What can you say about Jhoana?
Dad: I loved her from the beginning.
Mom: *looks at him with shock*
G: What side of the bed she sleeps on?
B: She sleeps on the left.
G: What side of the bed do you sleep on?
B: *looks at him with confusion* What?!
G: Are you a good driver?
J: Oh, excellent.
G: Is she a good driver.
B: Oh God, no. There should be an ambulance behind us waiting for the crash.
G: Have you farted in front of her?
J: No, and I will never.
G: Does she farted in front of you?
B: She farts on her sleep.
G: Which position are you?
J: Position in sleeping?
G: Top or bottom?
G: Which position are you?
B: You are asking me a question about who is top or bottom?
G: You took an oath before you came in.
B: *surprised* I never took an oath. When did I took an oath?
G: Laura should've done that, but she didn't. That's okay.
B: Who's Laura?
G: The girl behind you, don't look.
B: *looks behind*
G: What's her favorite color?
J: Sorry?
G: She knew yours.
J: Red?
G: Wrong!
J: Blue.
G: Wrong!
J: Pink?
G: Correct answer is Blue.
J: I said Blue.
G: What's her favorite color?
B: Yellow.
G: What's her favorite color when she's not home?
B: That's.. I don't know. *sighs*
J: What relevance a ball in a net or fruit or a Popsicle has to do with my relationship with Bea?
G: Who are you engaged to?
J: Bea de Leon.
G: Nice, you got one right.
G: Who are you engaged to?
B: Jhoana Maraguinot.
G: Do you love her?
B: So much. *smiles giddily.*
G: Do you love her?
J: I do. *smiles giddily.*
THE END.
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Suddenly, you're my wife
FanfictionWhen New York editor Jhoana faces deportation back to Philippines, she convinces Bea, a not so much newly employed, to marry her in return for an immediate promotion. PLOT FROM THE PROPOSAL MOVIE
