"OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARE OVERLOAD SO MUCH CONTESTSHIPPYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I got six blank stares.
"None of you know what Contestshipping is... Never mind... Ahem. First Dare."
Lucydragneel53517 - I dare May and Drew to be locked in a room with two windows that can't be broken. Outside are your fangirls and fanboys. You have to be locked in there for one hour. Let's see what happens
Drew - I dare you to tell May you have feelings for her and sing 'rude' to Norman.
May and Drew froze. "So this is basically a viewing gallery for my fans. I'm sure they'll love watching me for an hour straight." Drew said in his usual cocky manner, trying to cover up the fact that that he was terrified of 99% of his fangirls.
And to make it convincing, he threw in a hair flip.
"At least the windows are indestructible..." May said. She too had some close encounters with wacko fans.
"Alright. In the room you go." I shoved them in and slammed the door.
"We can watch them through security cameras."
I clicked a button and the huge flat screen TV descended. May and Drew popped up in a room surrounded by rabid fans.
"And their hour starts now."
May and Drew simply stared at the fans with a terrified expression on their faces.
"Is it just me, or does this feel like the fangirl and fanboy apocalypse?" May nodded in agreement.
And true to any apocalypse, the offending species can get anywhere.
I sweatdropped. "Well, the windows are indestructible, though I couldn't say the same about the walls..."
"IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"GO OUT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LET'S GET MARRIED NO PROPOSAL NECESSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHY DON'T YOU DICH THAT LOSER AND GO OUT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MAY IS NOT A LOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I sighed. "Paul?"
"Deal with your own problems weakling."
"Embarrassing photos."
"Fine. Demanding girl..."
...
"Tortarra! Frenzy plant on all of the fans!"
May and Drew stumbled back into the studio, cloths wrinkled and hair messed up.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel* "NEAR DEATH BONDING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CONTESTSHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS COMING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"What's her problem?"
"Where do I start?"
"Okay. Next one. Drew, you have to tell May you have feelings for her and sing the song rude to Norman."
"O-okay. May, I- I have-"
His voice cracked and he hung his head, allowing his bangs to cover his blush. The blush that May being typical dense May, didn't see.
"Yeah, I know this is embarrassing, so it's going to be easier if you just say it. I know it's a dare..."
"F-fine. May, I have feelings for you."
He had an expression on that read 'I wish it was actually that easy to tell her', and May had one that said 'I wish he was actually saying that'.
It was so obvious that they like each other it's not even funny. (Not counting the fact that they are actually hilarious)
"Next part!"
"Uh... I never actually heard that song."
Dawn giggled, and Misty smirked. (Really, they've been spending too much time around Drew)
Dawn whipped out her hot pink iPod.
Music filled the room, and Drew turned sheet white.
"Oh, and by the way, if you don't do this, I'll show them a picture of your fifth Halloween."
If possible, even more blood left his face.
"Ralts! Teleport!"
Drew disappeared.
"Again, we can watch him through cameras."
Drew popped up in front of the Petalburg gym.
The whole thing went something like this:
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Drew: *knocks on door*
Norman: *opens door*
Drew: SATURDAY MORNING JUMPED OUT OF BED AND PUT ON MY BEST SUIT...
*finishes singing*
Drew: ...
Norman: ...
Drew: Heh heh... Bye!!! *runs off top speed*
Norman: *yells after Drew* I NEVER SAID I DISAPPROVED OF YOU!!!!!!
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Everyone cracked up, except for May and Ash who A) didn't get what was going on and B) were busy eating.
Drew reappeared, red faced and wide eyed.
"Next *hahah* one is from *hahahahahahahhahah* double_silverwind. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Double_silverwind - I dare all the boys to dress up as Disney princesses (you decide which ones they are) and watch My Little Pony.
"Okay. Paul, you are princess Aurora from sleeping beauty, Drew you are Cinderella from... Well, Cinderella, and Ash, you are Aerial from the little mermaid. Girls, get ready with the cameras."
"You can't force me to change in toooooooooooo... WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!?!"
The boy's normal clothes change in to the dress of the princess they had been assigned to.
All the girls started laughing like maniacs and taking photos of the boys.
"Now that we've gotten that over with, MLP MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!"
May and Dawn squealed with excitement. "ALL FOUR SEASONS!!!!!!!!!!"
...I would tell you what happens afterward, but we're still on season one. They boys are pretty much being tortured right now except for Ash who was laughing at the humor and Pinkie Pie's crazy antics.
See ya!
