"GUYS!!!!!! I JUST SAW THE BEST SHIRT EVER!!!!!!!"
*sigh* "What was it?"
"So I was walking into my classroom this morning, and I saw this random guy that I don't know wearing a shirt that was covered in all of the emojis. It seriously made my day."
GUYS, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING HOW LONG THIS STORY WILL CONTINUE!!!!
"Um... Hey, readers? I was thinking of continuing this to the tenth chapter (the next one) before ending it to start a Johto fic.
Don't worry, after that I might start one with two truths and a lie, and Never ever have I ever. (The standing person says something that they've never done, and everyone who has done it has to switch seats, and then repeat the process with the person who didn't get a chair.)
Any thoughts on what I just said? Any way, first one."
Double_silverwind - have a boys vs. girls game of captain's ball. At the end, everyone says good game, and kisses their crush on the lips.
"Well... I don't really know how to play that game, so I tried looking it up, but it was confusing and it was saying like 5+ players per team, so... Who wants to play doge ball?"
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"And our two teams have entered the field! On my left, we have team girl, and on the right we have team boy. And yes folks, I did come up with these amazing names myself."
Everyone sweatdropped at me. I shrugged.
"What? I wanted to be the commentary!"
They sighed and began the game.
"Well we start out with Misty and May throwing a power shot at Ash and Drew respectively, however we can say that Misty's aim was a liiiittle better than May's- oh! And Paul drives a hard one at Misty, but she agilely dodges! Dawn throws a few at Paul, however she needs to throw them harder if she wants them to have any effect. On the other side of the field we have May and Drew pelting each other with surprising force. I guess that's what you get when you put rivals on opposite teams. And a final shot from from Misty sends Ash onto the sidelines. A surprise shot from Paul sends Misty out right after Ash. No doubt she's not happy, and Paul is probably going to get a taste of Misty's mallet later, so let him celebrate while he can. Look at that victory dance! All balls are aimed at poor May who's style has gone from attack Drew to dodge for her life. Meanwhile Dawn sneaks in with a shot sidelining Drew! What a shocker! Paul hits Dawn out in retaliation and we find out last two competitors in a face off! Will it be May or Paul? I have no id- OH OH MAY LANDS ONE ON PAUL SECURING THE WIN FOR. THE. GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stared at me.
"Did you even take a breath while doing that?"
"Yes, actually. Now. The second part."
"Good game." Everyone chorused, some more cheerfully than others.
"Now the kiss."
Everyone leaned in, and needless to say I was taking quite a few pictures.
I got six pairs of glares once they broke away. I rolled my eyes, slightly annoyed at their stubbornness.
"Don't act like you didn't enjoy it."
The glares intensified, as did the blushes.
"Next! These are from Lovinglyfeirce, so again I'm going to tell you guys in parts."
May has to drink a cup of apple juice that makes her less dense. (Don't tell anyone, though.) and gives her the power to make any type of food she wants appear in front of her.
