SHREK X READER

Chapter 1

(Y/N) held a map, while walking towards the dark covered swamp, reminiscing over what they had been told by Lord Faarquad. "You must kill the evil beast roaming the swamp lands, for he has deemed a great threat." (Y/N) had given their word to find the creature and kill it, and not let anything get in their way. Since they left the castle, they immediately packed everything into a small pack, slipping it over their shoulders and followed the map given to them.

Now, (Y/N) stood infront of the home of the terrible beast infesting these lands. They took a deep breath before knocking on the door, not sure if this beast was actually there.

There was shuffling and british mumbling behind the door. A few moments later, the door opened revealing a sexy green ogre behind it. (Y/N)'s jaw dropped in awe. The creatures clothes were flawless. A ragged shirt and torn shorts were their favorite outfit style choice, which this creature wore.

"May I help you?" The beast asked in a soothing british accent.

(Y/ N) stammered for words, completely breathless, dropping their weapon on the ground. "I think I'm in love.." They finally managed to say. "I-I'm (Y/N), and I'm supposed to kill you, but I cant bring myself to do it anymore."

"Well, I'm Shrek. Would you care for a crumpet mate?" Shrek asked. (Y/N) nodded vigorously.

Shrek stepped away from the doors entrance, to let (Y/N) enter his humble abode. He locked the door many times behind him.

"You know, I usually don't let people into my swamp, but for you, I'll leave an exception." Shrek blushed in British, making (Y/N) blush back.

Shrek walked over to his cupboards, pulling out expired crumpets that had green mold on them. (Y/N) sat down at the table, happily waiting to eat the rotten crumpets.

Shrek sat the crumpets down on the table, watching (Y/N) take one to eat. They slowly took a bite out of sexily (I'm so fucking sorry), trying to savor the taste. (Y/N) smiled at the british creature as a thank.

"I'm still supposed to kill you though. If I dont, Lord Farquaad will kill me for sure. I'll have to hide the rest of my life," (Y/N) said sadly.

"Dont worry, luv. I'll take them bullets for ya any day of the week."

"Really??"

Shrek leaned in closer to (Y/N). "Even if we just met ten minutes ago, I'd do anything for you."

Shrek leaned in, softly kissing their lips (AKSDHFOGH). (Y/N) kissed him back, holding him tight.

There was a sudden knock on the door, as an axe burst it open. Donkey came through the door hole with a betrayed look.

"DONKEY, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" Shrek desperately pleaded, but it was too late.

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