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Friday at 23:28

Perfect Child: Hey guys. Woof.

Sara Chidouin: Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?

Perfect Child: I can't sleep, meow.

Suit and Specs: Count sheep.

Perfect Child: Okay. One.

Crackhead: Not here!

Perfect Child: Two!

Detective Pikachu: Hey all.

Perfect Child: Three!

Detective Pikachu: Huh?

Hinako Mishuku: Are... You calling them all sheep?

Perfect Child: Four!

Crackhead: Yep, he is

Hinako Mishuku: I-

Detective Pikachu: Fair.

Sara Chioudin: Gin, go to sleep.

Perfect Child: But-

Sara Chioudin: Now.

Crackhead has set Sara Chioudin's nickname to Mom.

Mom: 😑

Detective Pikachu: He ain't wrong.

Crackhead has set Detective Pikachu's nickname to Gay Cop.

Gay Cop: I'm actually bi-

Crackhead: Idgaf stfu

Gay Cop: Ouch.

Naomichi Kurumada: Still ain't wrong

Crackhead: It's half true

Nao's Wife: Shhhhhhhut up

Hinako Mishuku: No

Nao's Wife: Yes

Reko's Wife: Plz

Hinako Mishuku: Just mute again

Reko's Wife: Oh yeah

Crackhead: Dumbasses

Jailbird: I will fight you

Crackhead has set Jailbird's nickname to Whore.

Whore: Tf?

Rat: That suits Sou more

Mom: True that.

Gay Bitch: Stfu

Rat: Nah

Whore: But why is it my nickname?

Crackhead: Bc fuck you

Whore: Fuck you

Mom: lAnguage

Gay Cop: f  u  c  k

Mom: stfu Keiji

Gay Cop: n  o

Whore: GO TF TO SLEEP

Gay Cop: Okay  ._.

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