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Firday at 15:47

Naomichi Kurumada: Hey, will one of you be my gym buddy or something?

SangWOAH: I can

Whore: Wtf Keiji goes to gyms?

Nao's Wife: How the fuck else would he get such big ass arms?

Whore: True

Crackhead has set Naomichi Kurumada's nickname to Gym Rat.

Gym Rat: Where's the lie?

Suit and Specs: Yeah, he's not wrong.

Milf: Highkey ship you two

Gym Rat: Me too

Reko's Wife: Wait, who are we shipping?

Milf: Gym Rat and Suit and Specs.

Gym Rat: I support it

Suit and Specs: Huh?
Suit and Specs: Naomichi, privately DM me please.

Gym Rat: Alright

Milf: Oop-

#1 Chef: On this topic, Q-Taro and I are together now.

Cheeseburger: It's true!

SangWOAH: When did either of these happen?

Gym Rat: A minute ago

#1 Chef: Last night

SangWOAH: And I'm still lonely

Nao's Wife: Shut up

Perfect Child: That means I have two moms and two dads! Woof!

Cheeseburger: Yup! You sure do!

Mom: The gays have taken over

Berry: Like you're straight

Mom: No, but I have a boyfriend

Drama Queen: And a girlfriend!

Mom: Shush

SangWOAH: Who

Reko's Wife: I wanna know too

Mom: Huff. Joe and Ryoko.

Nao's Wife: Good job

Mom: Thank you

Gym Rat: Keiji, you still wanna join me?

SangWOAH: Yeah

Gym Rat: Bet, I'm at (insert gym name)

SangWOAH: Okay, I'll be there soon

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