*INTERNAL HAPPY SCREMING*

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Me: goes to bed with 218 reads 

The next day 

Me: Wakes up with 348 reads 

Also me: Best. Thing. Ive ever woken up TOOOOO!

Tnx so much for 348 reads, to celebrate so am i going to share a conversation with my friend

Me: *Kisses my other friends back head as a joke*

Her: Are you gay?

Me:No....I'm Bi

Her: Ok...

Me:...

Her:...

Me: and your straight-or actually, we don't know that yet since you Never been attracted, in a relationship or crushing on someone your entire life, you might be a lesbian, or asexual

Her: I do have a relationship

Me: Yeah right, with who

Her:...My cat 

Me: Wheezing

Her: Wheezing

Me:Oh...so your Catsexual 

Her:yeah sure 😂

Me: i wonder what  Your babies will look like...

Her:I won't have any (DOSN'T like babies)

Me: Oh i knew, your have one of those cat humans as children 

Her: NO!

Me: Alright sorry, i just had to. Wanna ride on my back?

her: YES QUEEN!

Both of us: running to the classroom with Naruto style

Yes...we both are crackheads 

Word count: 162




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