The original FNaF characters react and rate themselves, others and ships... thats about it really :) (THIS IS A BIT OF A CRACK BOOK TBH, DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING SERIOUS)
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Goldie: Why's Freddy always in the best condition?
Goldie: Like everyone else always has missing arms and shit like that but Freddy? Nah
Goldie: Just a missing ear, that's all
Chica: GEORGE WEASLEY
Freddy: Wrong fandom Chica
Chica: Ah shit yeah
Chica: Well is anyone going to say anything or nah? Cause I have better things to do
Foxy: I think everyone's just mad at each other
Foxy: Like you are with me, because of what I said last chapter
Chica: I'm not mad!
Chica: Well, not anymore at least
Foxy: Can we all just make up? I don't want to keep playing peacemakers, I'm not Woodrow Wilson.
Foxy: And for the record, I'm not mad at any of you guys, you just need to get your acts together and sort all of this out
Foxy: I'm just going to vote and then peace out, I ain't speaking to any of you guys until this is all over and we stop fighting, okay?
Foxy: 5/10, just because he's not as messed up as the others were.
Freddy: I agree with Foxy, though guys need to sort it out and stop behaving like children.
Freddy: I'm okay with all of you, but you really do need to fix up and stop insulting everyone left, right and centre.
Freddy: 4/10
Goldie: Well, guess I'll speak now then.
Goldie: I ain't one for expressing my emotions and shit but come on. You guys all know that I love every single one of you. A lot.
Goldie: We're like family. Well me and Freddy literally are related so I mean, I'm not over exaggerating
Goldie: But, what I'm trying to do is apologise. I'm sorry if I've said anything that's upset you or pissed you off, I love you all, so please stop being mad so we can go back to the way things were before.
Foxy: I accept your apology, and I love you too
Freddy: Me too brother, I'm glad you did the good thing and owned up to what you did, I love you too
Goldie: 'ight, this shit is getting to sappy for me now, I'm going to vote and then dip
Goldie: 4/10
Chica: I guess it's my time to apologize then?
Chica: I'm sorry if I've ever made you mad by arguing all the time with everyone, I love you all.
Chica: But I'm especially sorry to Bonnie.
Chica: I know I've said things to everyone, but I was really horrible to Bonnie, and I'm really sorry, please don't be mad at me guys, I really do love you all.
Freddy: We love you too Chica, and we're all glad you apologised, okay?
Chica: Okay
Bonnie: ...
Bonnie: I accept your apology.
Bonnie: I guess it's time to give my own too
Bonnie: I'm sorry, to everyone. I'm the one who caused all the arguments and I'm the one who says at the nasty things that piss people off. I'm really sorry. Like really really sorry. I love you all so please don't be mad at me!
Goldie: Mate, I'm glad you apologised, I ain't mad at you. I love you too
Freddy: Same here, thank you for owning up to your mistakes, I know it's really hard for you. I love you too
Foxy: You're a lovable Land-Lubber I swear. I love you too mate and I'm glad we can now go back to normal
Chica: ...
Chica: I love you too, I forgive you
Bonnie: Thank you, it means a lot
Bonnie: There's to many "I love you"s being thrown around in this chapter, I might gag