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nct member profile:
name: kim y/n
birthday: june 19, 2003
debut group: nct 127
units: nct u, nct 127, nct dream
positions: main dancer, lead rapper, lead vocalist, visual, maknae
nationality: british-korean
languages: english, korean, japanese and spanish

*****

y/n: i got detention

doyoung: what happened? also you're grounded

y/n: well the teacher was asking us to solve a problem, she asked all the idiots to stand up

doyoung: so?

y/n: i stood up and said i didn't want her to feel lonely

doyoung: you're ungrounded, you just made my day and taeyong is on the floor laughing

*****

dispatch: **following y/n around**

boss: any news?

dispatch: she stole something

boss: omg what?

dispatch: my heart :,)

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police: sir you are under arrest for trying to carry seven people on a motorcycle

mark: wait...seven..?

police: yes, seven.

mark: OH MY GOD!!!

police: sir, is there a problem..?

mark: Y/N FUCKING FELL OFF!!!!

*****

**taeyong coming home to the dorm**

taeyong, really excited: i cant wait to see my children, i missed them so much

**taeyong opens the door to a pandemonium**

**all the 127 members are wasted, yuta is hugging sicheng aggressively, taeil is being an emotional drunk, jaehyun is shouting at a plant thinking it's haechan, saying 'don't touch y/n' and shaking it vigorously, doyoung and jungwoo set the kitchen on fire, mark is free style rapping in drunk mode, haechan is trying to kiss y/n and the dreamies are trying to fix everything, only to make it worst**

taeyong: **looks at johnny with a deadpanned face**

taeyong: johnny fucking seo, you had one job

*****

lucas: **hits his hand on a table**

lucas: owww!! my armkle!!!

jungwoo: his what?

y/n: his wrist

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jaehyun: hey y/n!! are you busy, this friday, at 8pm?

y/n: no... i don't think so..

jaehyun: **looks over at jaemin** how about you?

jaemin: nah, i'm all free

jaehyun: nice! i'm actually very busy that day so why don't you two go on a date? yeah? bye! **casually leaves**

jaemin: did he just-

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chenle: **waking up haechan** hyung wake up..