please don't say you love me | jay x reader

01: home invasion by mistake

y/n pov

You felt a rather compelling compulsion at 3am, in Toronto Canada to get a tub of ice cream and dear did you GET that ice cream. Not only did you get the ice cream, you ended up bringing a man to apparently come home with you. You were being stalked. These were the times you wished you said yes to those karate lessons your dad has been annoying you about cause your his only daughter.

So your now almost a block away from your home and you might as duck and roll to the nearest trash can cause men don't go near eachother cause they don't want to seem gay. Men are trash.

You knew they were good boys around, you just couldn't help to think like that.

y/n you are a fucking idoit and if you don't run within the next second, you might as well choke snd die.

and so began the wild cat chase aka tom & jerry. With you not letting go of that icecream cause

i payed for the ice cream, I'm getting the icecream.

You take a left turn and bust up your front door and slam it closed and put the chain on as you looked at the windows noticing their locked. You sigh in relief as that man soon disappears.

"who the hell are you and what are you doing in my home at 3am" you heard a raspy voice say as i heard shuffling behind me.

The light turns on as i turn around and fire back "no, what are you doing in my house" you say, as you thought you turned right...

HOLY CRAP YOU ENTERED SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE BY MISTAKE.

you finally noticed your mistake and started apologising "oh my goodness, im so sorry, im so sorry, i didn't mean to walk into the wrong house. i was just being chased and uh im so sorry" you started going on a rampage.

"okay okay, shut up and sit down" you silenced you so you did what he told you, say down and began eating your icecream with a spoon he gave gave.

He soon sat next to you so you choked on your ice cream before speaking,

"so uh- hi"
"you know its not everyday I get a woman coming in my house at 3am with a tub of my favourite ice cream and yellow wildflower pjs"

you were flustered

"and hi, the name is Jay. Mind explaining in normal speed of what happened to make you enter my house, well more like crashing in but thats besides the point"

so you began talking, about what happened and then you guys talked and talked about life. You genuinely had a good time, it wasn't long before you felt sleepy.

"hey, uh- Y/N since I can't bear to let a pretty lady walk home by herself, can i carry you back home?" he asked, with a lopsided smile and his eyes shining in the moonlight.

You blushed but you hoped that he didn't see the red on your face, you giggled and smiled before agreeing to the offer.

The look on his face when you finally said yes was beautiful as he slipped on his shoes quickly and picked you up with no problem.

"I'm only carrying you cause i just went to the gym and I wanted to flex to my enemy that I'm better than and totally not flex my muscles"

Jay began carrying you back to your house as you two talked quietly together, enjoying it while it lasted.

"hm, Jay i never asked, uh- whats your number" he said, leaning onto his body and wrapping your arms around his neck. You were, only just two minutes away from your home.

"77, thats my house number and don't worry, I'm certain fate wouldn't make this happen if they didn't intend for us to meet again" he gave a bright smile, the one that reached to his eyes, showing his teeth and his eyes almost closed.

He chuckled as you held him tighter and leaned into him more, taking in his scent and wanting to make this moment last.

You ended the night with a goodbye at your front door and nothing more, so you crashed into your bed and slept, dreaming of blonde boy who carried you to safety.

———
"and that kids was how i met your aunt rose"
"WHAT!" all three kids yelled in unison, looking at their father with an annoyed expression
"dad, i thought this was about mom" the 15 year old girl said before putting her head on top of the pillow she was holding.
"don't worry I'm getting to that part, this is connected to how I met your mom"

——— TO BE CONTINUED
AUTHORS NOTE: so turns out, that wasn't you getting carried by Jay back home, it was your children's auntie rose. Let's hope i pulled this chapter off well but don't worry, you guys will meet soon.